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Plus: Goldmanās new Dallas campus, founder suicides expose Chinaās deeper strains, Opendoor CEO out, and a startup turning NYC parking garages into clean energy hubs.

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"I don't look to jump over seven-foot bars; I look around for one-foot bars that I can step over." ā Warren Buffett
Good Morning! Goldman is opening a 14-floor Dallas campus with a gym and childcare as it expands its Texas footprint. PE megafunds see brighter deal days ahead while smaller firms struggle to keep pace.
Chinaās entrepreneurial spirit is fracturing as rising founder suicides reveal deeper economic and regulatory strains. A startup is converting NYC parking garages into clean energy hubs. Gallagher is drafting pro athletes for insurance internships. And Samsung is gaining market share from Apple as foldable phones pick up steam.
Plus: Why skill certificates rarely pay, job interviews go old-school, and why hands-off investing wins.
How Bilt hit a $10.7B valuation to become one of the fastest-growing fintechs. Read Forbes coverage here.
SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
CV-Squared
Private equity funds are getting increasingly creative with how they hold onto assets in a difficult exit environment.
The vehicle of choice has been continuation funds, or CVs, which allow GPs to roll portfolio companies into a new structure rather than selling them at unattractive valuations. New investors provide liquidity, some existing LPs take cash off the table, and the GP avoids a forced sale.
Now the market has taken the concept a step further with āCV-squareds,ā essentially a continuation fund of a continuation fund. The structure extends ownership even longer, but some LPs are pushing back.
Revelstoke Capital Partners used a CV in 2020 to keep Fast Pace Health through the pandemic. The deal worked then, but a more recent attempt to extend ownership again was blocked by LPs.
Others have been more successful. Accel-KKR raised $1.9 billion for a second continuation fund, and PAI Partners (Froneri) and CapVest (Carium Pharma) are pursuing similar transactions.
The rise of CVs shows the standoff between GPs and LPs. Sponsors are sitting on assets they donāt want to sell at todayās valuations, while LPs are frustrated after years of muted distributions. Payouts have dropped to around 7% of fund value this year, down from 25% pre-2020.
Continuation funds can work in investorsā favor. Evercore data shows that single-asset CVs have outperformed traditional buyouts in recent years and often carry lower fees. Accel-KKRās Isolved deal alone has delivered a 19.2x gross multiple, which gave the GP reason to pitch a second extension.
But CV-squareds raise conflicts of interest as sponsors reset fees and roll assets yet again. Many LPs prefer a clean sale or IPO over what feels like an endless loop.
Takeaway: Continuation funds have become a lifeline for GPs navigating a prolonged exit drought, now representing nearly 20% of all private equity exits. But as CV-squareds gain traction, the line between smart structuring and financial engineering is blurring⦠and LPs are growing less willing to play along.
HEADLINES
Top Reads
Goldman building 14-floor Dallas campus with fitness center and childcare (Fox)
Burford Capital eyes U.S. law firms by targeting minority stakes (FT)
Private equityās ābig fishā gear up but small players struggle to keep pace (WSJ)
Chinaās entrepreneurial spirit under strain (FT)
Startup looks to New York parking garages as underground heat sources (BB)
Gallagher recruits pro athletes for summer insurance internships (CNBC)
Samsung taking market share from Apple as foldable phones gain traction (CNBC)
Skill certificates rarely pay off (WSJ)
Saudi Arabiaās sovereign fund exits U.S. equities including Meta (BB)
Private credit primed to profit from new federal student loan limits (WSJ)
Sam Altmanās braināchip venture considers pivoting to gene therapy (BB)
Opendoor CEO resigns following investor pressure campaign (CNBC)
Big Tech hires its way into the AI talent pool with massive āreverse acquihiresā (WSJ)
Advent International makes a $1.3āÆbillion bid for Swiss chipmaker uāblox (BB)
1 in 5 workers are 'quiet cracking' (LinkedIn)
Corporate bond spreads hit 27-year low as FOMO floods markets (BB)
Family offices dive deeper into private markets for higher returns (CNBC)
NYC mayoral candidate Mamdani courts Wall Street, holds call with Jamie Dimon (BB)
Trumpās Fannie/Freddie stock plan could drive up mortgage rates, Pimco warns (BB)
July retail sales rise, inflation shows mixed signals for consumers (Axios)
Europeās $5B soccer transfer spree ignites private debt boom (BB)
TV reaches peak product placement (Variety)
CoreWeave IPO investors get green light to cash out gains (BB)
CEOs lag employees on AI fluency (NYT)
Blackstone-backed Legence engineering firm files for U.S. IPO (BB)
Trump pushes private equity into 401(k) retirement plans (Axios)
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The $10.75B Fintech Turning Rent Into Rewards
Most rewards programs give you points for spending anywhere but where your money actually goes: your rent.
Bilt is flipping that model. Backed by a fresh $10.75 billion valuation, Bilt now lets over 5 million renters earn points on rent and spending around their neighborhood. Those points can be redeemed for flights, hotels, workouts, Lyft rides, even student loans.
Read how Bilt is building the future of payments and rewards.
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
S&P 500 fell from record highs as tech and financials weighed, offsetting gains in health care, real estate, and communications
Dow Jones finished marginally higher, Russell 2000 down for a 2nd day but still up ~3% for the week
European markets gained on optimism around TrumpāPutin meeting; Asia mostly positive
Treasury yields rose 2ā5 bps across maturities; global bond markets saw similar moves
Dollar softened against trade-weighted peers; WTI oil closed lower
Economic Data Highlights
U.S. retail sales +0.5% m/m in July, helped by Prime Day and competing retailer promotions
June sales revised higher, pointing to improvement in spending momentum
Weakness in restaurant and bar spending signals softness in services demand
University of Michigan sentiment index dropped sharply, citing inflation and labor-market worries
Import data suggest tariffs being absorbed by importers, not exporters, raising consumer and corporate cost concerns
Reported Earnings
No significant earnings reported Friday
Earnings Today
Palo Alto Networks (PANW) reports after market close; focus on AI-driven security adoption, enterprise spending trends, and margin trajectory
Movers & Shakers
(+) UnitedHealth ($UNH) +12% after Warren Buffett revealed the insurer is his mystery stock.
(+) Salesforce ($CRM) +4% after activist Starboard bought more stock.
(ā) Applied Materials ($AMAT) -14% after the manufacturing company lowered its guidance.
Private Dealmaking
Nautic Partners agreed to buy KabaFusion for $2.2 billion
Quanta Services agreed to buy Dynamic Systems for $1.56 billion
Accenture agreed to buy CyberCX for $670 million
Cohere, an LLM model developer, raised $500 million
Cognition, an AI coding startup, raised $500 million
Associated British Foods agreed to buy Hovis for $96 million
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NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH
Real Estate Digest

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The average 30-year fixed-rate mortgage fell for the fifth consecutive week and dropped to its lowest level since October. Purchase application activity is improving as borrowers take advantage of the decline in mortgage rates.
Latest News
Why the jobs number revision was such a gut punch to real estate
Why itās actually a good time to buy a house, according to a Zillow economist
A $340 million New York office makeover is converting boardrooms to bedrooms
While Los Angeles burned, rules to protect homes from wildfires were on hold
Americans are getting priced out of homeownership at record rates
New Listings
522 West 29th Street Apt New York, NY: 3 Bed / 3.5 Bath ā $5.9M
177 SE 25th Rd Miami, FL: 3 Bed / 3.5 Bath ā $3.9M
39 Greenvale Ln Southampton, NY: 4 bed / 5 Bath ā $2.9M
Alpes-Maritimes, France: 5 Bed / 6 Bath ā $7.6M
Tulsayab Quintana Roo Mexico: 4 Bed / 4 Bath ā $3.3M
BOOK OF THE DAY
Lean Learning

Description:
A transformative blueprint for navigating information overload in our high-speed world. Pat Flynn introduces ājust-in-timeā learningāacquiring knowledge only when itās neededāand emphasizes action over planning. With practical tools like the āPower 10ā sprint and micro-mastery, it helps creators, entrepreneurs, and lifelong learners move from overwhelm to momentum.
Rating:
⢠Amazon: 4.6āÆ/āÆ5
⢠Goodreads: 4āÆ/āÆ5
Book Length: 256 pages
Ideal For: Creators, entrepreneurs, high-achievers, and over-learners who want to turn ideas into action and build momentum faster.
"This book is a lifeline. It's the exact blueprint to cut through the noise, trust yourself, and start building the business and life you desire."
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DAILY ACUMEN
Second-Order Thinking
Markets price in the obvious instantly. A Fed cut? Bonds rally. Oil shock? Airlines drop. The real edge lies in the second-order effects.
A Fed cut may lower mortgage rates, which boosts housing starts, which lifts demand for lumber, which makes a sawmill stock suddenly interesting. Most stop at step one. The best go three steps deeper. Life works the same way.
The first-order reward of working late is finishing the task.
The second-order cost is burning out your energy, your relationships, your creativity.
True judgment is asking āand then what?ā until the answers stop being obvious.
Jeff Bezos once said he makes decisions based on what wonāt change in 10 yearsāan elegant way of embedding second-order thinking.
The question isnāt just āwhat happens?ā but āwhat happens next, and next, and next?ā
Sharpen that lens, and youāll see opportunities others missānot because youāre smarter, but because youāre willing to play the game beyond the first move.
ENLIGHTENMENT
Short Squeez Picks
Why hands-off investing pays off
The viral ā6-6-6ā walking challenge thatās actually worth trying
Americaās best new cocktail bar is in NYC (and worth the hype)
8 daily habits that quietly make you smarter & more creative
Inside Uberās plan to become the āKleenexā of robotaxis
The ācortisol cocktailā that could help you stress less
MEME-A-PALOOZA
Memes of the Day




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