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Plus: Bridgewater on track for best year since 2010, Steve Schwarzman feuding with British neighbors, and a deep dive on the mysterious Jane Street billionaire.

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"The world is a museum of passion projects." â John Collison
Good Morning & Happy Friday! Bridgewaterâs flagship macro fund is up 26.4% through the first nine months, on pace for its best year since 2010.
Apollo-owned Yahoo is in advanced talks to sell AOL to Italyâs Bending Spoons for ~$1.4B. Tesla sales jumped as buyers rushed to lock in the $7,500 U.S. EV tax credit before it expired on Oct 1.
S&P bulls are betting the index will hit 7,000 by year-end. Elon Musk told his followers to cancel Netflix, accusing the company of pushing a transgender agenda. And Steve Schwarzman is facing backlash in the U.K. after residents tracked water tankers filling a lake on his $110M Conholt Park estate.
Plus: The mysterious Jane Street billionaire smashing trading records, AI-driven M&A may be about to flood the market, and the 0.01% Rule for smarter spending decisions.
Trade on what Goldman will say in their next earnings call.
SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
Buffettâs Last Dance

Warren Buffett, at 95, is winding down and preparing to hand the reins of Berkshire Hathaway to Greg Abel by year-end. But heâs not done dealmaking just yet.
On Thursday, Berkshire announced a $9.7 billion cash deal to buy Occidental Petroleumâs chemical arm, OxyChem, Buffettâs biggest acquisition since the $11.6 billion Alleghany takeover in 2022.
The move comes as Berkshire sits on a near-record $344 billion cash pile, a war chest Buffett has lamented is tough to put to work with âmarket euphoriaâ making true value bargains scarce. Buffett knows Occidental well and Berkshire already owns 28.2% of the Houston oil giant, but heâs made clear he wonât take control of the parent.
Instead, OxyChem, which makes chemicals for water treatment, health care, batteries, swimming pools, caustic soda and other industrial uses, will join Berkshire as a stand-alone operating subsidiary.
While not necessarily a flashy acquisition, itâs exactly the kind of boring, capital-heavy, cash-flow-stable business Buffett loves. The last time Berkshire ventured into chemicals was its $10 billion Lubrizol deal in 2011.
For Occidental, proceeds will fund a $6.5 billion debt reduction, restart share repurchases and advance CEO Vicki Hollubâs decade-long balance sheet repair following the leveraged $38 billion Anadarko Petroleum acquisition in 2019.
GOAT out đïžâŹïžđ€.
Takeaway: This could be Buffettâs last big swing as he trades excess cash for a moaty, industrial cash generator that fits Berkshireâs DNA. For Occidental, itâs a lifeline and balance-sheet reset. Even in the twilight of his CEO tenure, Warren Buffett is still waiting patiently to source deals and invest when he thinks he has found a good bargain.
HEADLINES
Top Reads
Bridgewater surges 26%, leading the pack of the worldâs biggest hedge funds (BB)
OpenAI wraps $6.6 billion share sale at $500 billion valuation (CNBC)
Yahoo nearing deal to sell AOL to Italyâs Bending Spoons for $1.4B (YF)
Tesla reports blowout Q3 deliveries as buyers rush ahead of tax credit expiry (YF)
Tom Lee sees S&P 500 topping 7,000 by year-end, dismisses shutdown fears (CNBC)
Elon Musk calls for boycott of Netflix over Dead End: Paranormal Park (Fox)
How Steve Schwarzman landed in hot water with his British neighbors (WSJ)
Dan Ives says AI-driven M&A floodgates are about to open, lists takeover targets (CNBC)
Why rate cuts could be the next big market risk (Axios)
KKR may cash out $7B stake in Pembina Gas Infrastructure (YF)
Trumpâs wealth, once shunned by banks, finds a new home at Citigroup (BB)
CVC Credit raises $10B+ in latest direct lending push (BB)
Florida insurance founders become billionaires despite risky market (BB)
Apollo ramps up trading of private assets in secondary markets (BB)
Goldman Sachs sees more upside for gold on rising private demand (BB)
CME Group to launch 24/7 crypto and options trading in early 2026 (MSN)
Trump strikes compact with universities to unlock federal funds (WSJ)
Blackstone adds $2B French deal to expanding warehouse bet (BB)
The mysterious billionaire boss at Jane Street smashing trading records (BB)
PRESENTED BY KALSHI
Goldman Earnings Call
Kalshi has opened a market on the language that Goldman Sachs executives will use during the companyâs Q3 earnings call on October 14 at 8:00 a.m. ET.
Traders are currently pricing the odds of key terms being mentioned:
âM&Aâ â 93%
âEuropeâ â 25%
âRecessionâ â 38%
âTariffsâ â 36%
The market settles based on any Goldman Sachs representative (including the operator and executives) mentioning the term during the call or Q&A, verified by official transcripts.
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
Stocks closed higher as the S&P 500 and Nasdaq notched record closing highs
Materials and technology led gains, while energy and consumer discretionary lagged
10-year Treasury yield fell to 4.09%, down from earlier this weekâs 4.18%
Asia finished broadly higher, led by South Koreaâs Kospi on Samsung/ SK HynixâOpenAI deal
WTI oil near four-month low on continued oversupply concerns
Economic Data Highlights
Labor-market data delays begin as the shutdown halts initial jobless-claims release
Claims were expected at 223k vs. 218k prior, but data postponed
September jobs report canceled, which was forecast to show +50k payrolls and 4.3% unemployment
Labor market cooling but not collapsing, with 7.2m openings vs. 7.4m unemployed
Wage growth ~3.7% y/y still outpaces CPI of ~2.9%, supporting consumption
Movers & Shakers
(+) Fair Isaac ($FICO) +18% after the company behind FICO scores unveiled a system that cuts out credit bureau middlemen.
(+) Acadia Healthcare ($ACHC) +8% because activist investor Krohm Capital pushed the company to explore strategic alternatives.
(â) Occidental Petroleum ($OXY) -7% after Berkshire Hathaway bought the companyâs chemicals business for $9.7B.
Private Dealmaking
Thoma Bravo agreed to buy PROS Holdings for $1.4 billion
Periodic Labs, an âAI scientistâ startup, raised $300 million
Waat, a provider of EV charging for buildings, raised $109 million
Einride, a provider of autonomous freight solutions, raised $100 million
Cartography Biosciences, a developer of colon cancer therapies, raised $67 million
Cardless, a credit card platform, raised $60 million
For more PE, VC & M&A deals, subscribe to our Buysiders newsletter.
BOOK OF THE DAY
Breakneck

Description: A bold, firsthand investigation into China as an âengineering stateâ â obsessed with building infrastructure, solving problems via technocratic power, and reshaping society at speed. Against that, Wang sets the image of the U.S. as a âlawyerly society,â more cautious and constrained by process. The contrast drives his narrative: how China builds fast, often regardless of cost, and what that means for global power, innovation, and governance.
Book Length: 288 pages
Release Date: August 26, 2025
Ideal For:
Geopolitics readers, tech watchers, policy analysts, comparative thinkers, and anyone trying to understand the structural forces behind Chinaâs rapid rise and Americaâs faltering momentum.
âChina builds. America argues. The future belongs to the one that learns to balance both.â
DAILY VISUAL
What Goes Up Must Come Down

Source: Chartr
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DAILY ACUMEN
Survivorship Bias
We worship winnersâBuffett, Jobs, Muskâand forget the graveyard of thousands who tried the same and failed.
Survivorship bias warps judgment: âThis worked for them, so itâll work for me.â
But in investing, in startups, even in relationships, the failure rate is the base rate.
Learning means studying not just who survived, but why others didnât.
Otherwise youâre building a map that only shows the peaks and ignores the cliffs.
ENLIGHTENMENT
Short Squeez Picks
6 ways to start early and boost your mood
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The 0.01% Rule for spending decisions
Why some great leaders freeze in high-stakes moments
MEME-A-PALOOZA
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