🍋 Apollo Freezes PE Recruiting

Plus: Moelis CEO pledges to end hazing, Meta offering $100M+ comp packages to poach AI talent, and Japan's finance hiring boom.

short squeez logo

Together With

short squeez partner hims

“When great candidates make rushed decisions it creates avoidable turnover—and that serves no one.” — Marc Rowan

Good Morning! Moelis’s new CEO pledged to eliminate “hazing” from banking culture. Meanwhile, Jamie Dimon is once again sounding the alarm on the U.S. economy, warning: “I think there’s a chance real numbers will deteriorate soon.”

Zuckerberg isn’t playing around with his new Superintelligence team, he’s reportedly offering $100M+ comp packages to lure top researchers from OpenAI and Google.

Plus: Japan is in the middle of a finance hiring boom, Airbnb is facing trouble in Spain, and Motorola’s latest defense acquisition.

Hair loss? Find affordable, personalized treatment through Hims 100% online. Get a free consultation today.

SQUEEZ OF THE DAY

Apollo Freezes PE Recruiting

short squeez main story Apollo Freezes PE Recruiting

Apollo just flipped the private equity recruiting circus on its head. The firm announced it won’t be interviewing or extending offers to the class of 2027, a move that could signal the beginning of the end for hyper-accelerated on-cycle recruiting.

The decision follows growing backlash from Wall Street banks, with none other than Jamie Dimon leading the charge. JPMorgan just last week warned incoming analysts they'd be fired if they accepted future-dated offers before starting, or within their first 18 months on the job.

For years, PE firms have raced to lock in talent before before their work email signature is set up. Apollo’s about-face is a direct response to this warped timeline. In a letter to candidates, the firm said it's rethinking the system and wants grads to “deepen their understanding of business” before jumping ship.

CEO Marc Rowan echoed Dimon's frustration: “When someone says something that is just plainly true, I feel compelled to agree with it
 Bank CEOs, along with others, have said what many of us have been thinking: Recruiting has crept earlier and earlier every year, and asking students to make career decisions before they truly understand their options doesn’t serve them or our industry.”

“When great candidates make rushed decisions, it creates avoidable turnover—and that serves no one.”

Banks remain critical to private equity, as sources of talent, deal flow, and debt. And when your biggest partners start complaining you’re poaching their analysts too soon, it makes sense to pump the brakes. Apollo’s decision will also apply to roles across hybrid capital and financials, not just PE.

Takeaway: When one of private equity’s biggest names calls out a system that’s long benefited his own firm, you know something’s shifting. This could mark the beginning of the end for the on-cycle scramble. And for incoming IB analysts? It might finally mean a few months of peace before the job-hopping pressure kicks in.

HEADLINES

Top Reads

  • Moelis new workaholic banker pledges less hazing as new CEO (BB)

  • Jamie Dimon warns U.S. economy could soon deteriorate (CNBC)

  • Trump says again he’ll set unilateral tariffs in two weeks (BB)

  • 'I would like to stay' Treasury secretary until 2029: Bessent (YF)

  • Japan finance jobs boom as global banks battle for top talent (BB)

  • Meta offering 9-figure comp packages to lure AI talent (NYT)

  • Ares seeks more than $2B for Asia special situations fund (BB)

  • Richard Beattie, early engineer of private equity takeovers, passes away (NYT)

  • Lutnick says U.S. tariffs on China won’t change (CNBC)

  • Oil jumps 4% on report US embassy in Iraq is preparing to evacuate (YF)

  • A ‘shadow’ Fed chair could be coming (CNBC)

  • Bessent says Trump tariff pause extension 'highly likely' (YF)

PRESENTED BY HIMS

Don’t Settle For Bald. Regrow Your Hair In 3-6 Months*

short squeez partner hims

Whether your hair is thinning, receding, or long gone, through Hims, you can get access to a personalized, 100%-online treatment to regrow hair in 3–6 months. 

Getting started is simple. Just take the free hair quiz, and a medical provider will create a plan personalized for your needs:

  • FDA-approved ingredients like minoxidil and finasteride

  • Unlimited follow-ups and adjustments 

  • Shipping is free if prescribed

CAPITAL PULSE

Markets Rundown

short squeez markets June 12

Market Update

  • U.S. stocks closed lower Wednesday despite softer-than-expected inflation data for May.

  • Most S&P 500 sectors ended flat-to-lower, except energy, which rallied on rising U.S.-Iran tensions that sent oil prices up over 4%.

  • Asian markets rose overnight on progress in U.S.–China trade talks, while European stocks closed mostly lower.

  • Bond yields dipped, led by the short end, with the 10-year Treasury yield at 4.42% and the 2-year yield falling to 3.94%.

Economic Data Highlights

  • CPI Inflation (May): Headline CPI rose +0.1% MoM / +2.4% YoY, below forecasts. Core CPI rose +0.1% MoM / +2.8% YoY, also soft.

  • Core Services Inflation: Held steady at +3.6% YoY, the lowest since November 2021.

  • Core Goods CPI: Flat on the month, up just +0.3% YoY, showing minimal tariff pass-through to prices.

  • 10-year Treasury yield: Closed at 4.42%, down 5 bps on the day.

Reported Earnings

  • Chewy (CHWY): Beat on revenue and earnings; strong active customer growth and improved profitability.

  • Oracle (ORCL): Posted solid results led by cloud infrastructure momentum; guidance was in line with expectations.

Earnings Today

  • Lovesac (LOVE) – Reporting June 12 (Before Market Open): Focus on order growth and gross margin recovery.

  • Adobe (ADBE) – Reporting June 12 (After Market Close): Key watch on digital media ARR and AI-related product demand.

  • RH (RH) – Reporting June 12 (After Market Close): Investors watching luxury furniture demand and outlook for high-end housing.

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) Oklo ($OKLO) +29% after the nuclear technology company won an Air Force contract.

  • (+) Dave and Busters ($PLAY) +18% because the restaurant and entertainment company’s revenue declined less than expected.

  • (–) Chewy ($CHWY) -11% after the pet retailer missed on net income.

Private Dealmaking

For more PE, VC & M&A deals, subscribe to our Buysiders newsletter.

BOOK OF THE DAY

Shoveling Sh*t

short squeez book recommendation Shoveling Sh*t

Description: An unfiltered, often hilarious insider’s look at entrepreneurship—complete with brutal honesty, raw stories, and “entrepreneurial cheat codes” that come from shoveling through the chaos to build multimillion-dollar exits (Buddy Media sold to Salesforce, Golf.com to Time Warner).

Rating: 4.9 / 5 on Amazon (103 ratings)

Book Length: 240 pages (hardcover)

Audible Length: ~6–7 hours

Ideal For: Early-stage founders, bootstrappers, growth-seekers, startup executives, and anyone ready to embrace failure as part of the hustle.

“Packed with what they call 'entrepreneurial cheat codes,' it delivers a powerful mix of raw, real‑world stories and incredibly practical advice.”

DAILY VISUAL

Chinese Share of Exports to US Declining

short squeez visual Chinese Share of Exports to US Declining

Source: Apollo

 

PRESENTED BY MACABACUS

The Fastest Way to Keep Every Deck On-Brand

short squeez partner macabacus

When brand consistency slips—mismatched fonts, off-brand colors, outdated tombstones—it chips away at client trust and credibility. 

Macabacus is the only productivity solution built for finance and banking professionals who need speed and brand control. 

With enterprise-grade Brand Compliance tools, Macabacus ensures every presentation meets your firm’s visual and editorial standards—automatically. 

  • Eliminate last-minute formatting checks, with firm-approved presentation templates

  • Standardize slide components, such as tombstones, across users and teams

  • Enforce brand rules without slowing down workflows 

Work faster and stay consistent—Macabacus makes both possible. 

DAILY ACUMEN

Flourishing

What makes a person truly flourish? It's not merely about feeling happy or achieving success.

Flourishing involves a deeper, multidimensional sense of well-being—rooted in positive emotions, meaningful relationships, purposeful engagement, strong character, physical and mental health, and financial security.

A landmark study across 22 countries and over 200,000 participants reveals striking insights: flourishing isn't always tied to wealth.

Countries like Indonesia, Mexico, and the Philippines rank among the highest, driven by strong family bonds, spiritual communities, and social support, despite lower economic resources.

Wealthier nations like the U.S., Sweden, and Japan often report lower scores in areas of meaning, purpose, and relationships.

Surprisingly, younger adults today face unprecedented struggles in mental health and financial insecurity, challenging traditional views that well-being typically dips in middle age.

Ultimately, flourishing isn't one-size-fits-all. What helps one culture thrive might differ dramatically elsewhere.

The universal truth, however, is clear: the good life is about more than individual happiness—it's about becoming whole within your community, relationships, and sense of purpose.

ENLIGHTENMENT

Short Squeez Picks

  • Why Airbnb is facing trouble in Spain

  • The gut-friendly breakfast of a dietitian and microbiome researcher

  • 5 ways great leaders give feedback that improves performance

  • The process that lets managers get the best out of their team

  • Jamie Dimon’s inner hamlet wrestles with JPMorgan retirement

MEME-A-PALOOZA

Memes of the Day

short squeez billion spend HVAC meme
short squeez MD and wife meme
short squeez fell in love with AI meme
short squeez deloitte lego meme

📣 Partner With Us: Get in front of an audience of over 1 million finance professionals, business leaders, and policy influencers. Submit a partnership inquiry.

📈 Grow With Us: Work directly with the Overheard on Wall Street team to scale your finance brand. Schedule your free consult.

🔒 Short Squeez Premium – Insiders: Access exclusive content, including investment analysis, wellness features, career tools, and our full recruiting resource library. Upgrade to Premium. 

🧱 Wall Street Shop: Explore our collection of finance-themed apparel and merchandise. Visit the shop.

📬 Deals Newsletter – Buysiders: A curated roundup of major M&A, private equity, and VC activity. Plus access to private deal flow. Subscribe here.

🏠 Real Estate Newsletter – City Squeez: Latest news and exclusive listings for those looking to buy, rent, or invest in real estate around the world. Sign up here.

📚 Courses: Level up with our excel, modeling, and private equity courses. View offerings.

Reply

or to participate.