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Plus: Goldman open for SPAC business, Barclays hires McKinsey to restructure IB division, xAI burning $1B/month, Chase Sapphire card price up 45%, and the 'infinite workday.'

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"I don't think you should make money on the basis of what you think the economy might do in the next 12 or 18 months.ā ā Jamie Dimon
Good Morning! Goldman is re-entering the SPAC market after a self-imposed ban. Barclays brought in McKinsey to restructure its investment bank and slash costs.
Amazonās CEO says AI will shrink its workforce. xAI is burning through $1B a month. JPMorgan is raising the Sapphire Reserve card fee to $795 (up from $550). And Switzerlandās chocolate billionaire family is doubling down on private equity.
Plus: Canva acquired MagicBrief, BlackRock says the super rich want private credit exposure, and the rise of the 'infinite workday.'
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
$100 Million for a Stock Picker

You might think $100 million paydays are only for athletes and rockstars, but it turns out that some of Wall Streetās best stock pickers can command those sort of paydays.
Steve Cohen, who has been shelling out massive contracts as the owner of the New York Mets, has been making big signings at his hedge fund Point72 as well. Cohen recently signed Kevin Liu, a 31-year-old trader who was previously an equity research analyst at Morgan Stanley.
And Cohen reportedly got into a bidding war with Citadel, Millennium, Balyasny, basically the Yankees, Dodgers, and Red Sox of hedge funds. He sealed the deal with a $50 million offer and a personal dinner where he promised to mentor Liu himself. (Not a bad pay day for a guy who, for all intents and purposes, analyzes earnings reports)
Across pod shops, portfolio managers are now getting five-year deals worth $100ā150 million, including guaranteed pay, performance bonuses, and multi-million-dollar team budgets. (One top PM reportedly used vape data and podcast transcripts to beat the market)
But the pressure is brutal. PMs are expected to deliver consistent returns on multi-billion-dollar books. Draw down 7.5%, and youāre gone. At Millennium, turnover runs 15ā20% annually.
All of this is paid for by the clients. Hedge funds are going beyond the 2-and-20 model and are instead charging 8% in pass-through fees, plus a 20-25% cut of profits. Endowments and pensions have been fine with it so far, with some of the top performers like Citadel putting up 22% annualized returns.
Takeaway: PM signing bonuses are hitting NBA numbers in 2025. But itās not a career for the faint of heart. The average PM tenure at top pod shops is often under 3 years. And firms run 1,000s of interviews a year looking for your replacement before you even screw up. But for those who think they can print alpha, it might be your shot at generational wealth.
HEADLINES
Top Reads
Goldman ditches ban on SPACs as blank check firms stage comeback (BB)
Barclays hires McKinsey to identify savings in investment bank (BB)
AI will shrink Amazonās workforce in the coming years, CEO says (CNBC)
Muskās xAI in talks to raise $4.3B in equity funding (BB)
xAI burning $1B a month (BB)
Swiss chocolate billionaire family boosts its private equity bet (BB)
JPMorganās European chief to run business from New York (FT)
Canva expands from design into analytics with acquisition of MagicBrief (CNBC)
BlackRock says super rich want private credit as PE returns lag (BB)
Private equity outpaces banks in scramble for graduate talent (FT)
US Senate passes stablecoin bill in milestone for crypto industry (YF)
Investors brace for Fed signal on 2025 rate cuts (YF)
It's a bad time to launch first-time funds, but that isn't stopping investors (Axios)
Dimon: CEOs can't expect "everything to be constantly easy" (Axios)
Private equity has peaked, and itās about time (BB)
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CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
Stocks closed lower on Tuesday as rising tensions in the Middle East weighed on investor sentiment. Bond yields declined while the U.S. dollar advanced, signaling a move toward safe-haven assets.
Oil prices jumped ~4%, reflecting concerns over potential supply disruptions.
Retail sales for May fell 0.9%, missing forecasts, but controlāgroup sales rose 0.4%, highlighting resilient core consumer spending.
Asian markets were mixed following the BOJās decision to hold rates; European markets trended lower.
Economic Data Highlights
Retail Sales (May): Headline -0.9% vs. -0.7% expected; Controlāgroup +0.4%, matching expectations.
April Revision: Initial +0.1% was revised to -0.1%, indicating slower prior momentum.
Fed Meeting June 17ā18: Expected to hold rates at 4.25%ā4.50%, with updated economic forecasts and a press conference from Chair Powell
Reported Earnings (Tuesday, June 17)
JBL (JBL): Delivered results following market closeāinvestors focused on consumer audio demand and product margin trends.
Earnings Today (Wednesday, June 18)
No significant earnings scheduled.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Reddit ($RDDT) +6% after the social media company announced 2 AI tools.
(ā) JetBlue ($JBLU) -8% because the CEO says airline will cut costs.
(ā) Solaredge Technologies ($SEDG) -33% after a report the Senate will end solar tax credits.
Private Dealmaking
Ascension Health acquired AmSurg for $3.9 billion
Eli Lilly acquired Verve Therapeutics for $1.3 billion
Helsing, a defense tech startup, raised $689 million
Applied Intuition, a platform for self-driving cars, raised $600 million
Nominal, an industrial software startup, raised $75 million
Aspora, a fintech, raised $50 million
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BOOK OF THE DAY
Little Bosses Everywhere

Description: A riveting, deeply reported exposĆ© of the rise and reach of multilevel marketing in Americaāfrom postāDepression vitamin schemes to modern cultālike conventionsārevealing how MLMs exploit the entrepreneurial dream, influence politics, and leave countless lives wrecked in their wake.
Rating: 4.8āÆ/āÆ5 on Amazon
Book Length: 368 pages (hardcover)
Audible Length: ~11 hrs (662 minutes)
Ideal For: Investigative nonāfiction readers, critics of Silicon Valley & Big Business, sociologists of capitalism, and anyone curious about the mechanics behind getārichāquick schemes and their political sway.
āA deeply reported thrillārideāslashāhorror story⦠fascinating and scary as hell.ā
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DAILY ACUMEN
Mindfulness
We often think of accidents as bad luckārandom missteps or unfortunate timing.
But many mishaps, whether slicing a thumb while distracted in the kitchen or veering off course in a conversation, stem from one root cause: inattention.
Mindfulness offers a powerful antidote. It isnāt just about being calmāitās about being present on purpose.
By setting clear intentions, staying focused on the task at hand, and fully experiencing each moment, we reduce the likelihood of both physical and emotional āaccidents.ā
Living mindfully means trading reactivity for awareness and choosing to participate in life rather than drift through it.
As Donald Altman reminds us, a life shaped by intention is one lived with purposeānot by accident.
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