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๐ Juul-bye
The FDA is set to order Juul e-cigarettes off the US market. President Biden outlined a plan to lower gas prices by $1 per gallon. Fed Chair Jerome Powell said that a US recession is a possibility. The SEC is proposing new rules for online brokers and their game-like features. For the first time, two women, Janet Yellen and Marilynn Malerba, will have their signatures on the US dollar.

๐ Crypto Finds a Likely Hero
Crypto billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried, who cofounded FTX, is providing credit lines to keep his struggling industry afloat. Stocks bounced back. Uber Pool is also coming back. For fourth of July holiday, a record 42 million Americans are expected to hit the road. Despite Elonโs reluctance, Twitter's board is pushing for the takeover to move forward.

๐ America Loves European Football
American investors keep buying European soccer clubs. Markets were closed yesterday in observance of Juneteenth, which also meant that stocks couldn't go down. Ernst & Young is planning to split its audit and consulting businesses. US home prices are likely to fall, as mortgage rates exceeding 6% put a dagger in affordability for the average buyer. Ruble has surged to a 7-year high.

๐ Another Disastrous Crypto Weekend
Crypto had a disastrous weekend. An anonymous bidder won Warren Buffett's last charity lunch with a $19 million bid. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen said a federal gas tax holiday is "certainly worth considering." This holiday weekend was a rough one for airlines too with thousands of flights getting cancelled and delayed.

๐ RIP Revlon
Revlon filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Amazon Prime Day is coming up July 12-13th. Internet Explorer was retired on Wednesday (surprisingly ~49% of companies in Japan still use IE). Elon Musk told Twitter that people should be allowed to tweet "pretty outrageous things," which is a good summary of his own tweets. Odds of a recession have reached 72%, thanks to the Fed's response to inflation.

๐ 75 bps vs Inflation
Fed hiked rates by 75bps. Robinhood is worth less than the cash on its balance sheet. Bill Gates doesnโt like NFTs and believes that "100% based on the greater fool theory, that somebody's gonna pay more for it than I do." China might have seen aliens and Vince McMahon apparently paid $3m in a hush pact to an employee he had an affair with.

๐ Crypto Keeps Crashing
Crypto is down bad. Bitcoin 'Fear and Greed' Index has dropped to 7 โ Extreme Fear. Wall Street's bankers are out of the office again, thanks to another Covid wave, badly affecting Pret A Manger sales. Caterpillar is moving HQ to Texas from Illinois. MicroStrategy could get margin called after YOLOโing everything into bitcoin. Fisher-Price is in trouble too and was warned by the govt after its rocking chair caused at least 13 reported deaths.

๐ Bear Market Has Entered the Chat
Blood on the Street, as the S&P 500 tumbled nearly 4% and crypto has imploded., If you need a drink after looking at your brokerage account today, Jack & Coke will now be available pre-mixed, in a can. Cirkul water bottles have gone TikTok viral and helped the company achieve unicorn status. Amazon's drone delivery system will be online soon for one small California community, almost 10 years after the company began working on the service.

๐ Hopeless Home-antics
Millennials and Gen Z canโt afford homes. โMcDonald'sโ in Russia opened to long lines. Summer blockbusters are back with "Jurassic World: Dominion" bringing in $143.3 million in its domestic opening, and "Top Gun: Maverick" adding another $50 million in its third weekend. National average gas price reached $5 per gallon for the first time ever. Goldman Sachs is being investigated over its ESG funds, as critics say ESG funds lack accountability

๐ Inflation Outta Control
CPI drops today. Expect it to be HOT! Disney fired their TV content head Peter Rice, as the board is shaking things up while backing CEO Bob Chapek. The PGA Tour suspended 17 golfers that are participating in the controversial Saudi-funded LIV golf series. TikTok is adding more speed bumps to mindless scrolling. Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz said the company is considering ending its open bathroom policy. (the backbone of the US bathroom industry)
