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🍋 Top 10 Holiday Gift Ideas
Top 10 Holiday Gift Ideas
#10 Overheard on Wall Street Collection
We have finally dropped our Overheard on Wall Street collection (only 5 years late lol), which consists of our favorite quotes from the nearly 1,000 we have collected.
Shop the collection here.
#9 FinAnce Merch (pronounced fuh-nAnce)
If you’d like to stick to the classics this collection is for you. Works well from the bullpen to any Equinox in the city (esp the Midtown ones) to Saturday morning bagel runs.
Shop here.
#8 Happy Sexy Millionaire Book
This one's slightly wholesome but please bear with me.
I know many of y’all are depressed af at your finance jobs. I read this book last year between Christmas and New Years and it helped me feel hopeful and inspired to take “happier” decisions instead of only monetary ones.
Read if you can over the holiday szn.
#7 Short Squeez
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#6 Holiday Merch
For your upcoming holiday parties. You might get bonus points from your MD (or his ex wife) at the your trashy holiday party at TAO.
Shop here.
#5 Blow Coco Leaf Candle
This Blow Coco Leaf Candle is an excellent gift for your aunt that works at the Gagosian or your finance mate who is known for his "extra-curricular" activities. The gold snuffer is also a must have accessory.
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#5 Psychology of Money Book

This book is a classic and a must read for every finance professional.
I have recommended over 300 books in Short Squeez over the last year and a half and this one is my personal favorite for the amount of info it packs in a few pages.
Morgan Housel shares 19 short stories exploring ways people think about money and teaches us some timeless lessons along the way.
If you’d like a free SIGNED copy, we might still have a few copies left from our recent giveaway (depending on when you read this). To enter: sign up here and also get 1-month of Short Squeez Insiders membership, for free.
#3 pls fix thx / sounds good, will do
The classics. The sounds good, will do is a more recent one but it's probably my preferred option given how much the pls fix thx has been butchered. It was inspired by this quote:
MD: "Nice job on the book!"Overworked Analyst: "Sounds good, will do."
Shop the collection here.
#2 FTX Merch
FTX merch is doing the rounds so we decided to give you some more options. Shop here.
If you are a fan of other bankrupt orgs, check out bankrupt collection here.
#1: Freak in the Sheets Mug
This one is self explanatory. These Excel mugs are inspired by a popular phrase coined by Warren Buffett (??) “A lady in the streets and freak in the sheets.”
Shop here.
If you want some more Excel inspired merch, this one is my second favorite.
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