🍋 SoftBank Dumps Nvidia

Plus: Goldman made $110 million on EA's LBO, ghost jobs are complicating the job market, and why Anthropic is becoming profitable much faster than OpenAI.

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Good Morning! Goldman scored its biggest M&A fee ever ($110 million) for advising EA on its LBO. Market selloffs are showing Wall Street doesn’t reward AI spending equally: hyperscalers are getting love, while DoorDash and Duolingo are getting punished. And Anthropic is on pace to turn profitable much faster than OpenAI.

AMD CEO Lisa Su projects the AI data-center market will hit $1 trillion by 2030. Smart ring maker Oura expects nearly $2 billion in 2026 sales, doubling for a second straight year. And Neuberger Berman raised $7 billion for a new private-credit fund.

Plus: “Ghost job” postings are adding confusion to an already-stalled labor market, and why bringing your whole self to work might be bad advice.

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SoftBank Dumps Nvidia

Masayoshi Son just sold one of his best trades to fund his next big AI gamble. SoftBank unloaded its entire $5.8 billion stake in Nvidia to finance a $30 billion investment in OpenAI, making the Japanese group the chatbot maker’s largest outside backer.

SoftBank has already deployed $7.5 billion into OpenAI, and the payoff is showing up in earnings. Quarterly profit surged to $16.2 billion, more than double last year, driven by gains from OpenAI’s latest $500 billion valuation.

While SoftBank has spent years digging out from its Vision Fund losses, its Nvidia trade turned into a rare win. The firm first bought a 5% stake in 2016, then sold in 2019, missing what would have been a $210 billion windfall.

It re-entered in 2020 with a $180 million position, rode the AI boom as Nvidia’s market cap hit $5 trillion, and exited again in October with a more than 30x return.

SoftBank wants to be the backbone of the AI wave and is differentiating itself by investing in physical infrastructure like data centers and robotics. To keep capital flowing for new deals, the company has sold $11 billion in T-Mobile and Deutsche Telekom shares, increased a $6.5 billion margin loan on its Arm holdings, and raised another $4 billion through Japanese bonds. It has also agreed to buy ABB’s robotics division for $5.4 billion.

Markets have embraced SoftBank’s turnaround story. The stock has tripled since April, lifting Masayoshi Son’s personal stake to roughly $70 billion.

Takeaway: Masayoshi Son missed the first AI boom with his mistimed Nvidia exit, he’s not making that mistake again. By selling the chipmaker stake to fund a $30 billion OpenAI bet, Son is trading a proven winner for a shot at shaping the future of AI itself. If it works, SoftBank could cement itself as the backbone of the AI era, and if not, it might be another Vision Fund-sized gamble.

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HEADLINES

Top Reads

  • Goldman Sachs earns record $110 million fee in Electronic Arts deal (FT)

  • DoorDash, Duolingo show Wall Street doesn’t love AI spending equally (CNBC)

  • Anthropic is on track to turn a profit much faster than OpenAI (WSJ)

  • AMD CEO Lisa Su says AI data center market will be worth $1 trillion by 2030 (YF)

  • Oura expects close to $2 billion in 2026 sales, almost doubling (CNBC)

  • Neuberger Berman raises $7 billion for private credit fund (BB)

  • 'Ghost job' postings are adding another layer of uncertainty to picture (CNBC)

  • The bowl crisis indicator flashes red (YF)

  • JPMorgan, Sculptor lend $686 million for luxury Las Vegas condos (BB)

  • AI fueled the stock market rally, earnings are now giving it staying power (YF)

  • Bank of America says more US households are living paycheck to paycheck (YF)

  • KKR-backed Optiv starts private talks with junior lenders (BB)

  • Humans have pretty much always been in financial crisis (NYP)

  • Job seekers stare down a gloomy holiday hiring season (WSJ)

CAPITAL PULSE

Markets Rundown

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Market Update

  • Stocks reversed early losses to close higher, led by gains in health care, energy, and consumer staples, which offset weakness in technology.

  • Bond markets were closed for Veterans Day, leading to light trading volumes.

  • Asia finished mixed overnight after retreating from earlier gains, while Europe advanced as the U.S. and Switzerland moved toward a trade deal that could cut 39% tariffs on Swiss exports.

  • The U.S. dollar weakened, while WTI oil rose after Russia’s Lukoil halted production in Iraq, tightening global supply.

Economic Data Highlights

  • With 91% of S&P 500 companies reporting, 81% beat estimates with an average 7.2% upside surprise.

  • Earnings growth forecasts for Q3 have been revised up to 12.6%, from 7.3% earlier.

  • Technology, financials, and utilities lead growth, with nine of eleven sectors showing year-over-year gains.

  • Broader earnings strength continues to support market resilience and improve the case for diversification.

Policy Update

  • The Senate passed a government funding bill in a 60–40 vote, advancing it to the House for approval as early as Wednesday.

  • President Trump has indicated he intends to sign the measure, which could end the record shutdown this week.

  • The bill funds most agencies through October 2026 and provides back pay to furloughed workers.

Earnings Today

  • CRCL (Circle) – Focus on stablecoin adoption and regulatory clarity.

  • ONON (On Holding) – Watch for gross-margin trends and international expansion.

  • CSCO (Cisco Systems) – Key to monitor enterprise demand and AI-related spending.

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) eToro Group ($ETOR) +9% after Deutsche Bank upgraded the trading platform to buy.

  • (–) CoreWeave ($CRWV) -16% because the cloud computing company issued weak guidance.

  • (–) Life360 ($LIF) -22% after buying advertising company Nativo for $120 million.

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Private Dealmaking

  • Life360 will buy Nativo, an advertising company, for $120 million

  • Gamma, a presentations startup, raised $68 million

  • Inception, a developer of diffusion LLMs, raised $50 million

  • DeepJudge, an AI search startup for law firms, raised $41 million

  • Fastbreak AI, a sports operations software provider, raised $40 million

  • Aim Security, a security platform, raised $30 million

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Myth of Motivation

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ENLIGHTENMENT

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  • Why bringing your whole self to work is bad advice

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