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Unless youâve been living under a rock, youâve probably heard of ChatGPT. The AI bot is taking the world by storm, but schools are starting to ban it.
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1. Story of the Day: Robo Rebellion

Unless youâve been living under a rock, youâve probably heard of ChatGPT. The AI bot is taking the world by storm, and big-time CEOs are using it to write emails to employees from the Davos conference.
But high school teachers and college professors havenât been as thrilled. Some teachers suspect students are using the chatbot to cheat on their homework, leading to bans on the tool in certain school systems. New York City and Seattle have since banned the tool on public school Wi-Fi networks and devices to prevent cheating.
ChatGPT is the new hot topic on college campuses, leaving administrators scrambling to keep up. Task forces are being formed left and right, and professors arenât sure how to respond. Higher education institutions are hesitant to ban the tool, instead opting to redesign their courses to include more oral exams, group work, and handwritten assessments.
Some professors and universities are turning to plagiarism detection services to root out cheating. Over 6,000 teachers from universities like Harvard and Yale, have signed up to use GPTZero, a program that promises to quickly detect A.I.-generated text.
Takeaway: AI is set to revolutionize the world of education, but for now, thereâs still a ton of gray area on what's cheating and what's not. When ChatGPT was first released, some college students thought that the chatbot would help take their finals for them. But let's hope that AI evolves into a tool that truly helps us learn and grow, rather than taking our jobs (and our tests).
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How the debt fueling changes may impact you (CNN)
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6. Daily Visual: Americans Spend More Than They Make as High Prices Pinch
Share of US adults that said their expenses are higher than their income

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