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Revlon filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Amazon Prime Day is coming up July 12-13th. Internet Explorer was retired on Wednesday (surprisingly ~49% of companies in Japan still use IE). Elon Musk told Twitter that people should be allowed to tweet "pretty outrageous things," which is a good summary of his own tweets. Odds of a recession have reached 72%, thanks to the Fed's response to inflation.
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Good Morning! Happy Friday! Amazon Prime Day is coming up July 12-13th, which could be a good test of consumer spending in these strange times. If you're going to pounce on Prime day deals, make sure you've got a different internet browser than Internet Explorer, which was retired on Wednesday (surprisingly ~49% of companies in Japan still use IE). Elon Musk met with Twitter staff yesterday and told them that people should be able to tweet "pretty outrageous things," which is a good summary of his own tweets. Not so ridiculous are the odds of a recession, which have reached 72%, thanks to the Fed's response to inflation.
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1. Story of the Day: RIP Revlon

Cosmetics company Revlon has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, as it fell victim to debt overload, online competition, and supply chain woes. I guess no amount of makeup could cover up a struggling business.
Hopefully, Citigroup can get its hands on some of the product though, as they may want to disguise themselves these days. The bank made a mistake two years ago, wiring Revlon lenders the balance of a $900 million loan instead of just a small interest payment. The bank notified the recipients but they refused to return the cash. (finder's keepers amirite?)
The issue is no one can tell who, if anyone, has the rights to the repayment of the remaining $500 million loan balance. Citi lost the first round of the legal battle against lenders who kept the erroneous payment. A debt clash worthy of a future Netflix (if they are still in business by then) documentary awaits us all.
Eric Talley, a Columbia University law professor who's looked into the situation said, "There isn't a lot of law on this. Revlon would like nothing better than to wipe this debt off its books completely and have it be Citibank's problem."
Short Squeez Takeaway: Let's be real we've all Venmo'd someone money when we wanted to request instead. But if y'all be wiring someone $900 million maybe double-check it before hitting send? Nothing against the Citi folks, but it seems like they've been making a lot of mistakes recently. Between this and the trader that caused the "flash crash" in Europe, blaming Citi could be the new, "my dog ate my homework."
Source(s): Bloomberg, Axios
2. Markets Rundown

Equity markets finished lower, following a common trend of reversals of Fed-day moves. Crypto didn't reverse, and just continued lower.
Movers & Shakers
(â) Warner Bros. Discovery ($WBD) -8% after being downgraded to neutral by JPMorgan.
(â) Tesla ($TSLA) -9% because investors are fleeing growth stocks on recession fears.
(â) American Airlines ($AAL) -9% also on fears that a recession will affect travel.
Private Dealmaking
Dren Bio, protein-engineering tech company, raised $65m in Series B funding
Flip, consumer payments platform, raised $55m in Series B funding
LiveView Technologies, video software and safety surveillance company, raised $50m in Series B funding
Metropolis, AI-powered parking platform, raised $167m in Series B funding
Postscript, SMS marketing for Shopify businesses, raised $65m in Series C funding
Zoovu, online product discovery platform, raised $169m
3. Top Reads
Private equity faces âcrisis of valueâ over inflated prices (BB)
Everyone knows inflation is on fire. This is whatâs really fueling it (CNBC)
The upside of unicorn down-rounds (Axios)
Is trading on Americaâs stockmarket fair? (Economist)
Cathie Woodâs ARKK has tumbled 61%, yet gets another copycat (BB)
Workers donât feel quite as powerful as they used to (WSJ)
A big worker-friendly change is coming to the job hunt (Axios)
So you think we might be in a recession today? (EB)
The Fedâs policy mistake has been made (PC)
Airline stocks tumble as economic concerns overshadow travel surge (CNBC)
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4. Book of the Day: Two and Twenty: How the Masters of Private Equity Always Win

Private equity was once an investment niche. Today, the wealth controlled by its leading firms surpasses the GDP of some nations.
Private equity has overtaken investment bankingâand well-known names like Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanleyâas the premier destination for ambitious financial talent, as well as the investment dollars of some of the worldâs largest pension funds, sovereign wealth funds, and endowments.
At the industryâs pinnacle are the firmsâ partners, happy to earn âtwo and twentyââthat is, a flat yearly fee of 2 percent of a fundâs capital, on top of 20 percent of the investment spoils.
Private equity has succeeded in near-stealthâuntil now. In Two and Twenty, Sachin Khajuria, a former partner at Apollo, gives readers an unprecedented view inside this opaque global economic engine, which plays a vital role underpinning our retirement systems.
From illuminating the rituals of firmsâ all-powerful investment committees to exploring key precepts (âthink like a principal, not an advisorâ), Khajuria brings the traits, culture, and temperament of the industryâs leading practitioners to life through a series of vivid and unvarnished deal sketches.
âTwo and Twenty is an unflinching examination of the mindset that drives the worldâs most aggressive financial animals to consistently deliver market-beating returns.â
5. Short Squeez Picks
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Why we still havenât solved the unpaid internship problem
Smart, ambitious, hard-working people are no longer rewarded for memorization & access to information
6. Daily Visual: Housing is Cooling
US new housing starts; seasonally adjusted annual rate

Source: Axios
7. Daily Acumen: Beliefs
Having your views confirmed is a powerful and addictive drug.
The worst financial decisions happen when people risk what they need in order to gain something they merely want.
Unsustainable things can last years or decades longer than people think.
Tell people what they want to hear and you can be wrong indefinitely without penalty.
Being loyal to people who deserve your loyalty is a wonderful thing.
The luckier you are the nicer you should be.
Past performance increases confidence more than ability.
Define what youâre incapable of and stay away from it.
Youâre not proven until youâve survived a calamity.
Read fewer forecasts and more history.
Source: Collaborative Fund
8. Crypto Corner by Bonkalytics.com
Ethereum mining is going away, and miners are not happy (BB)
Bitcoin veterans know to keep their eyes on $19,511 level
Circle to test growing stablecoin dominance
State of crypto crash
Binance, Kraken, FTX go on hiring spree as rest of crypto crumbles
What will the crypto crash mean for 'bitcoin nation' El Salvador?
9. Memes of the Day




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