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Why ghost kitchens are starting to disappear in 2024, plus a rough day for JPMorgan and Citi.
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Good Morning! Congrats to Scottie Scheffler on winning his 2nd Masters title. Stocks had a rough end to last week, and Jamie Dimon thinks the chance of a bad economy is higher than you might think. Meanwhile, JPMorgan and Citi both disappointed investors with lower guidance and falling profits, respectively. StubHub is eyeing a summer IPO at a $16.5 billion valuation. Plus why 60/40 looks attractive again and the best career advice for climbing the corporate ladder.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
RIP Ghost Kitchens

It seems like ghost kitchens are finally living up to their name in 2024. That is, theyâre finally disappearing.
You might remember ghost kitchens from the pandemic when desperate restaurants across the country switched to âdelivery-onlyâ mode. And some of these ghost kitchens expanded into other cuisines too, so you might see one restaurant opening up to four or five of these ghost kitchens.
For example, you might have had your local Italian restaurant opening up an additional âtaco restaurantâ on UberEats or GrubHub - and youâd probably never realize it. Or maybe your local pizza joint started making burgers. It was pure chaos - but it was a way for these restaurants to survive during a challenging time for the industry.
And as ghost kitchens boomed during the lockdowns of 2020, some investors saw ghost kitchens as the model of the future. They poured billions of dollars into the space, and some corporate giants like Kroger and Wendy's got in on the hype, too. In 2021, CBRE predicted ghost kitchens would account for over 20% of restaurant sales by 2025.
But fast forward a few years, and it seems like consumers just never made that same connection with virtual kitchens. And making matters worse, since the pandemic, UberEats and DoorDash have pulled 8,000 ghost kitchens because the food was of either poor or inaccurate quality.
Takeaway: Letâs also not forget Mr. Beastâs infamous lawsuit against his ghost kitchen partner for âinedible burgersâ. During the pandemic, we saw restaurants venturing into wild ghost kitchen spin-offs. But now, theyâre slowly retreating back to sticking with what they know best.
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HEADLINES
Top Reads
Jamie Dimon says chance of a bad economy is âhigher than other people thinkâ (CNN)
StubHub eyes summer IPO, seeks $16.5 billion valuation (CNBC)
Citi profit falls on severance costs from reorganization while stock slides (Reuters)
Big banks are in a race to get AI right (Axios)
High-interest rates are getting challenging even for the biggest banks (YF)
Why 60/40 looks attractive again (Axios)
Goldman says time to take tech profits and invest elsewhere (YF)
Private equity firms probed for withholding information in deal review (YF)
Equity hedge funds fail to beat benchmark despite tech boost (BB)
VC in crypto ticks up as optimism returns (Axios)
New Swiss bank laws could derail UBS' challenge to Wall Street giants (CNBC)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

S&P 500 suffered worst day since January as inflation woes erupt.
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(+) Globe Life ($GL) +20% after the life insurance stock rebounded from the short seller report.
(â) JPMorgan ($JPM) -6% because net interest income level could fall short of analystsâ expectations.
(â) Arista Network ($ANET) -9% after the network equipment company was double-downgraded by Rosenblatt.
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