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Piper Sandler got rid of company-sponsored lunches, plus Boeing struggling, and first stock market rally of 2024.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
No Free Lunch
You know the recession is really hitting hard at 1251 Avenue of the Americas when Piper Sandler’s getting rid of company-sponsored lunches.
Piper Sandler is a middle market investment bank that specializes in healthcare and financial services.
In an email sent to employees last Friday, the bank says company-sponsored lunches cost the firm $1.5 million in 2023.
Company-sponsored lunches have become pretty rare - especially after Covid. A lot of banks will pay for dinner - you get $25 towards Seamless if you’re working past 7pm.
And Piper Sandler says, if employees want to order lunch, the bank will cover the cost of transaction and delivery fees.
Takeaway: It’s not clear when Piper started the free lunch policy, but the bank pulling the plug shows how the investment banking in-office climate has changed over the past few years. In 2021 and 2022, firms were basically begging employees to come back, and they were willing to do whatever it takes. But in 2024? Employees don’t have the flexibility or the benefits.
Piper analysts have until the end of the month to get their share of free lunches in. And we’re curious - let us know below if you’re one of the lucky few who doesn’t have to shell out $20 for Chipotle (extra guac) or Sweetgreen bowls every day.
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HEADLINES
Top Reads
Americans haven’t felt this good about the economy in 3 years (YF)
Blackstone’s first private equity fund for individuals raised $1.3 billion (BB)
Mark Cuban will distribute $35 million of bonuses to Dallas Mavericks employees (CNN)
Unpacking the bitcoin ETF frenzy (Axios)
Goldman Sachs says world is moving to a new super cycle (CNBC)
D1 hedge fund stung by venture bets for 2nd straight year (YF)
Nvidia’s newest chips are designed to run AI at home (CNBC)
Pay is beating inflation again (Axios)
Apple iPhone sales in China fell 30% in first week of 2024 (Reuters)
Why your boss might tell you to work harder soon (YF)
Wall Street doubles down on bonds (WSJ)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown
Stocks closed higher after positive inflation data.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Axonics ($AXNX) +20% after Boston Scientific acquired the company for around $3.7 billion
(+) Twilio ($TWLO) +7% after activist investors pushed the company’s CEO out.
(–) Boeing ($BA) -8% after Boeing 737 Max incident, groundings.
Private Dealmaking
Merck bought Harpoon Therapeutics, a cancer drugmaker, for $680 million
CVC Capital Partners nearing acquisition of Italian restaurant chain Gruppo La Piadineria from Permira for over $329 million
SentinelOne bought PingSafe, a cloud security company, for around $100 million
Swap Energy, an EV battery startup, raised $22 million
Solva, a provider of working capital to SMEs, raised $20 million
Revfin, an electric vehicle lending startup, raised $14 million
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ENLIGHTENMENT
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