Short Squeez
June 02, 2022
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"As a leader, it is important to not just see your own success, but focus on the success of others." — Sundar Pichai
Good Morning! The COO of Meta, Sheryl Sandberg, is stepping down after 14 years. What was supposed to be a 5 year stint, turned into almost 3x that. Excited to see what crypto startup she creates... I mean what she does next. JPMorgan CEO, Jamie Dimon's, weather forecast doesn't look great. At a conference Dimon said, "You know, I said there's storm clouds, but I'm going to change it... it's a hurricane." Grab your coats and umbrellas kids. Johnny Depp won his defamation case against his ex-wife, Amber Heard and the jury awarded him $15 million in damages. (while the nation lost $150 billion in productivity).
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If you thought working at a tech company was cool and fun, think again. Elon "Karen" Musk, has apparently issued an ultimatum to Tesla employees to get them back into the office. In a series of memos, Musk wrote, "Everyone at Tesla is required to spend a minimum of 40 hours in the office per week [which is less than we ask of factory workers.]"
For someone who wants to buy Twitter, and be seen as cool, this is a very Boomer move. Also, highlighting that you work your factory employees even more, doesn't make do a whole lot for optics.
Musk went on to say, "The more senior you are, the more visible must be your presence." The cherry on top was, "Anyone who wishes to do remote work must be in the office for a minimum (and I mean "minimum") of 40 hours per week or depart Tesla."
Wow. Banks are trying to ease up on hours and be more flexible with employees, but Musk is taking his new school company back to the good (?) ol' days. Jamie Dimon, who has been torn on the subject of remote work is looking like a real sweetheart right about now.
Brian Kropp, head of HR research at Gartner, said "Companies that demand that their employees come back to the office are likely to face a set of problems. They will either have access to a smaller talent pool or will have to pay a compensation premium to force employees to come back."
Short Squeez Takeaway: If I was a Tesla employee, I'd be losing it. How is this guy going to make demands like this when it seems like he's spending most of his other time talking about another company, that he doesn't even own! My favorite quote of the memos might be, "If you don't show up, we will assume you have resigned." Well, Elon, when was the last time you showed up to the office?
Stocks started June off in the red, and even though the tech sector was up, crypto was down. Once again, not the decoupling crypto investors were looking for.
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Percentage of tech employees who'd quit for various reasons
Source: Axios
False Uniqueness Effect: Assuming your skills are unique when they’re not. Comes from conflating “I’m good at this” with “Others are bad at this.”
Depressive Realism: Depressed people have a more accurate view of the world because they’re more realistic about how risky and fragile life is. The opposite of “blissfully unaware.”
Boomerang Effect: Trying to persuade someone to do one thing can make them more likely to do the opposite, because the act of persuasion can feel like someone stealing your freedom and doing the opposite makes you feel like you’re taking your freedom back.
The 90-9-1 Rule: In social media networks, 90% of users just read content, 9% of users contribute a little content, and 1% of users contribute almost all the content. Gives a false impression of what ideas are popular or “average.”
Source: Collaborative Fund
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