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🍋 Megafund Golden Handcuffs are Gone
Plus: S&P 500 has biggest reversal since April, Bitcoin in free fall, Ray Dalio warns of bubble fears, and KKR raises a new fund.

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“People don’t want to be rich. They want to be richer than their peers.” — Dan Ariely
Good Morning! The US stock market saw its most dramatic intraday reversal since April, with major indexes sliding to their lowest levels in more than two months. Ray Dalio says we’re definitely in a bubble, though he warns that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s time to sell.
Bitcoin dropped to its lowest level since April, and analysts are cutting year-end targets to $90K. KKR is looking to raise $15 billion for its newest Asia fund, while Blue Owl scrapped a merger of two private-credit funds amid scrutiny over potential investor losses.
Plus: Wall Street is redrawing the lines of equity research as private companies like OpenAI expand their influence, prediction market Kalshi raised $1 billion at an $11 billion valuation, and can micro-breaks actually make you more productive?
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Megafund Golden Handcuffs are Gone

Midlevel private equity investors used to tolerate the grind at megafunds and larger shops because the carry was supposed to turn into life-changing money. But across the bigger shops on Wall Street, that belief has collapsed. The golden handcuffs only work when people believe in the gold, or in this case, carry, and across the industry, they simply do not anymore.
At the megafunds, people are walking away from seven and eight-figure potential carry windfalls because they no longer trust the timeline or expected value. Exits have slowed since rates jumped in 2022. Companies bought in the zero-rate era cannot be sold for the same multiples today.
And, most importantly, the carry that was supposed to hit in a few years now looks like it might never hit at all. One VP who left a top platform said he stopped caring about the headline number because he had zero confidence he would ever see the cash. The lifestyle expectations have collapsed, too. People who once dreamed of private jets now just want to afford tuition.
The math at large funds is also stacked against midlevel people. Hurdle rates can wipe out payouts, and vesting takes six to eight years. Leaving for a competitor can unvest carry you thought you had earned. And since senior partners rarely leave, pathways to the top look blocked. Even if you are at a $10B+ fund, your slice of the 20% carry pool is microscopic.
Private equity professionals are finding that going to a smaller firm can flip the switch. At an even $1B fund, your slice of carry can be meaningfully larger. You can negotiate economics with recruiters before joining, get attribution, and decisions move faster. And some investors feel they can make more of an impact than being a cog in the wheel at a megafund.
Cambridge Associates data shows top small funds regularly outperform top large ones, which means the actual dollar value of carry can end up higher at a boutique than at a global giant.
Experts say this is the strongest hiring market away from megafunds since 2009. The people who jumped after that downturn now run many of the blue-chip shops, and a new generation is following the same playbook.
Takeaway: Private equity’s labor market is getting re-priced, and carry isn’t the golden handcuff it used to be. More and more are realizing that while Blackstone or KKR gave them the brand and the education, their real upside may be at a smaller shop, where carry is more tangible and their impact is actually felt. Let’s just call it the continuation fund for talent.
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HEADLINES
Top Reads
Delayed September report shows U.S. added 119,000 jobs, more than expected; unemployment rate at 4.4% (CNBC)
Kalshi raises $1B at $11B valuation in mega funding round (YF)
Ray Dalio warns the latest market boom is a ‘big bubble’ (CNBC)
Traders search for clues behind the biggest S&P reversal since April (BB)
KKR plans to raise $15B for its latest Asia fund (MSN)
Blue Owl’s merger plan sputters amid cracks in private-credit markets (BB)
OpenAI era pushes old-school stock analysts into private markets’ muscles (BB)
As the market rallied to record highs last quarter, ultra-rich family offices bought beaten-up stocks (CNBC)
Crypto exchange Kraken confidentially files for IPO following $800 million raise (CNBC)
HSBC overhauls trading business in bid to become debt powerhouse (BB)
Unhelpful split verdict on September jobs report leaves Fed’s next move unclear (YF)
Bitcoin falls to its lowest level since April (CNBC)
Private credit becomes core as JPMorgan rethinks 60/40 model (BB)
New study shows global luxury shoppers are spurning high-end brands (YF)
Nvidia CEO hits back at AI-bubble and circular-investing fears, saying “we see something very different” (YF)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
Markets reversed sharply lower on Thursday, with the Nasdaq down over 2% and the S&P 500 falling about 1.6%.
NVIDIA initially lifted markets after strong earnings, but the rally faded as broader risk sentiment deteriorated.
Bitcoin dropped over 4%, contributing to risk-off tone, while Oracle CDS widened, signaling rising credit-risk concerns.
AI and mega-cap tech volatility continued, underscoring the need for diversified exposure.
The 10-year Treasury yield held near recent levels, the dollar slipped, and oil traded higher on tightening supply dynamics.
Economic Data Highlights
NVIDIA’s strong resultsincluding a bullish revenue forecast and CEO Jensen Huang’s rejection of an “AI bubble”, were not enough to offset broader market concerns.
Despite revenue growing 62% year-over-year, investors reacted to the cooling pace from prior triple-digit growth.
The September jobs report showed 119,000 jobs added, above expectations, but the unemployment rate ticked up to 4.4%, signaling continued labor-market cooling.
Wage growth held steady at 3.8%, still above inflation and supportive of consumer purchasing power.
Markets now price a 44% probability of a December Fed rate cut, up from 30% before the report.
Labor Market Update
The delayed September nonfarm payrolls report suggests a labor market that is loosening but not weakening sharply.
Rising unemployment alongside steady wage gains reflects slowing demand and slowing labor supply.
Earnings Today
No significant earnings scheduled.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Exact Sciences ($EXAS) +17% after Abbott made a deal for the test maker.
(+) Walmart ($WMT) +6% because the retailer increased its sales and earnings forecast.
(–) Bath & Body Works ($BBWI) -25% after missing quarterly earnings.
Prediction Markets
Private Dealmaking
Abbott Labs is buying Exact Sciences, a cancer testing company, for $21 billion
Palo Alto Networks will buy Chronosphere, a data observability startup, for $3.35 billion
Luma AI, a video generation platform, raised $900 million
Function Health, a longevity startup, raised $298 million
Profluent, a protein design AI startup, raised $106 million
Amperesand, a power infrastructure provider, raised $80 million
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DAILY ACUMEN
Cost of Avoidance
Avoidance is expensive, and the bill always shows up with interest. The email you dodge, the conversation you delay, the goal you postpone—all of them quietly accumulate emotional debt.
What feels like relief in the moment becomes pressure later, and pressure compounds faster than money ever will. The curious thing is that the task itself is rarely the problem; it’s the story you tell yourself about it.
When you finally do the thing, you almost always think, “That was it?” Each avoided action is a reminder that discomfort is not a stop sign. It’s a toll booth.
Pay early and the road stays clear. Pay late and you end up stuck behind your own traffic.
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