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🍋 'Industry' Nails the Vibes, Fumbles the Finance

Apparently, HBO's 'Industry' skipped Finance 101. Plus Goldman warns S&P 500 growth may slow to 3% annually over the next decade.

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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY

'Industry' Nails the Vibes, Fumbles the Finance

HBO’s "Industry" might be one of the most popular TV shows. The show has a cult-like following from both finance bros and drama enthusiasts alike. But the show, which focuses on a fictional American investment bank in London called Pierpoint, might just be a little financially inaccurate.

Pierpoint is rumored to loosely be based on JPMorgan. But Wall Street bankers are starting to scratch their heads a little. The last season saw Pierpoint caught up in an ESG-fueled bank failure and an IPO for a renewable energy company. 

One of the biggest plot holes… why a trader would handle an IPO? That’s more of a job for an equity capital markets banker. And it’s not likely that an ESG pivot could really tank a bank.

But the vibes are pretty much spot-on… at least for an investment banking drama. It’s a thrilling watch full of screaming matches, clueless Ivy League analysts, and even some illicit substances.

Just don’t expect financial accuracy. The show’s co-creator himself, a former equity sales professional from Morgan Stanley, even admitted that “we’re making HBO drama, not PBS docs" and that authenticity has its limits for a blockbuster television series.

Takeaway: If you’re looking to pick up on granular finance technical knowledge…Industry probably isn’t the show for you. But viewers might get bored watching a real day in the life of an investment banker. They’re definitely taking creative liberties, and it’s a good thing that, in real life, investment banks don’t crumble over one bad deal.

In all seriousness, Industry captures both the thrill and misery of Wall Street - even if they are calling basis points pbs instead of bps. Industry might be more about the adrenaline than accuracy - but that’s apparently why its viewers love it.

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Top Reads

  • Nvidia stock soars to fresh record ahead of earnings (YF)

  • Goldman thinks decade of big S&P 500 gains is over (YF)

  • Spirit Airlines shares soar more than 60% on debt refinancing extension (NYP)

  • Disney will name Iger’s successor in early 2026 (CNBC)

  • Treasury 10-year yields may hit 5% within months (YF)

  • TPG to raise sports-focused private equity fund (Axios)

  • Southwest, Elliott talk settlement (CNBC)

  • Hedge funds side with 'Trump trades' in equities, says JPM (YF)

  • JPMorgan is winning the AI adoption banking race (QZ)

  • 3M ends remote-friendly policy, requires managers in-office 3x/week (MSN)

  • IBM releases new AI models for businesses as genAI competition heats up (YF)

  • Utilities are having a renaissance moment (Fox)

  • Eli Lilly sues over knockoffs of signature weight loss drug, Zepbound (USA)

  • BlackRock CEO reminds investors why firm is the world’s largest asset manager (Fox)

  • S&P 500 blows past bond market warnings (YF)

  • Chick-fil-A is releasing its own entertainment app (CNBC)

  • Why workers feel lonely no matter where they work (Axios)

  • The hottest baby registry item: Cash (Axios)

  • Apple’s AirPods Pro 2 will soon work as a hearing aid (CNBC)

CAPITAL PULSE

Markets Rundown

Tepid start to the week after hitting new highs: U.S. equity markets closed lower on Monday after a strong performance last week that extended the S&P 500's winning streak to six weeks. Weakness in real estate, financial services, and health care sectors weighed on markets, while technology was the only sector to end the day higher.

Year-to-date, leaders across various sectors include technology, utilities, communication services, financial services, and industrials, all of which are up more than 21% in 2024. Commodities also saw movement, with gold and oil prices higher today—oil rebounding after an 8% decline last week.

With no major economic reports due this week, earnings announcements and political factors may become the key drivers of market activity.

Interest rates on the rise: The 10-year Treasury yield increased again on Monday, climbing to 4.20%, the highest level since late July, continuing a trend of rising rates despite the Fed's recent policy-easing moves.

In the past month, long-term rates have risen around 50 basis points (0.50%), reflecting confidence in the economy’s continued strength. While the Fed is expected to pursue a gradual and extended easing cycle, markets may see pauses depending on incoming data on inflation and the labor market.

The week ahead: earnings in focus: Economic data is light this week, with a few housing reports and PMI releases offering a look at real estate activity and economic momentum. However, attention will be on corporate earnings, with over one-fifth of S&P 500 companies set to report results.

Technology companies, particularly the mega-cap tech stocks, are anticipated to continue driving earnings growth. Looking ahead, EPS estimates for the broader market suggest earnings growth will extend beyond tech, with consensus estimates calling for 14% average quarterly earnings growth for the S&P 500 excluding the top tech companies.

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) Spirit Airlines ($SAVE) +53% after the airline extended its deadline to refinance debt; is not going bankrupt yet.

  • (+) Warby Parker ($WRBY) +10% after Goldman Sachs upgraded the eyeglass maker and retailer on margin growth.

  • (–) Cigna ($CI) -5% because Cigna reportedly resumed merger discussions with Humana.

Private Dealmaking

  • DNB Bank bought Carnegie, a Swedish bank, for $1.14 billion

  • Carlisle Cos. bought Plasti-Fab, an EPS insulation products provider, for $259.5 million

  • Seaport Therapeutics, a neuropsychiatric medicines developer, raised $225 million

  • Carbon Robotics, an agricultural robots developer, raised $70 million

  • Zephyr, a digital home services platform, raised $60 million

  • Horizon Surgical Services, a microsurgery robotics startup, raised $30 million

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DAILY VISUAL

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DAILY ACUMEN

Money in Relationships

Money is often seen as one of the hardest topics to discuss in relationships, yet it's crucial for long-term satisfaction. Research highlights how the motives behind earning money can either strengthen or strain a relationship. 

When both partners view money as a means for self-worth, freedom, or shared experiences (integrated motives), they tend to experience greater relationship satisfaction. On the other hand, motivations tied to impulsive spending, feeling superior, or reducing self-doubt (nonintegrated motives) can create friction and dissatisfaction.

Interestingly, having similar financial values with your partner goes a long way in fostering harmony. Couples who share integrated money motives report stronger, happier connections compared to those with differing financial perspectives. Therefore, discussing money motives openly is key.

It may be uncomfortable, but it's essential to align on how each partner thinks about earning, saving, and spending. Chemistry and fun might bring people together, but understanding each other's financial mindset is what keeps relationships thriving in the long run.

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