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âSome people get rich studying artificial intelligence. Me, I make money studying natural stupidity.â â Carl Icahn
Good Morning! It only took a few days for Taylor Swift's Eras Tour to become the highest-grossing domestic concert film ever - raking in between $95M to $97M during its opening weekend. Meanwhile, Morgan Stanley is hatching a plan to buy up to 1,000 pubs across Britain. A recession is no longer the consensus - with many economists turning optimistic and saying the Fed's rate hikes are a wrap. And Wall Street's biggest bull just revised its S&P 500 price target to gain another 13% by year-end.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
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This week, tech giants are gearing up to show off their shiny new AI tech during earnings calls, and how their products can help other businesses.
But there's one thing they haven't been able to crack yet - how to turn a profit on generative AI.
Generative AI comes at a price - the applications have to use snazzy, expensive chips that guzzle enormous computing costs. Even Microsoft took a profit hit with one of its early generative AI products.
Tech companies are quickly realizing that economies of scale don't apply to generative AI - it requires some intense new calculations every time you ask a question. And the more customers who hop on the AI bandwagon, the more the bills stack up for maintaining the infrastructure.
Takeaway: Itâs going to take hundreds of millions of dollars and several years - if not more - to get revolutionary generative AI products up and running. And while investors are all over AI companies - we're not sure if theyâve priced in years of losses and mounting R&D costs yet. Here's to hoping the AI can figure out a way to budget before the electricity bill comes in!
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Stocks closed lower ahead of new inflation worries.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Dollar General ($DG) +9% after bringing back its CEO.
(+) Progressive ($PGR) +8% after an earnings beat.
(â) Boeing ($BA) -3% after announcing it will investigate 737 MAX quality issues.
Private Dealmaking
Microsoft completed its $69 billion acquisition of Activision Blizzard
Atlassian bought Loom, a video messaging company, for $975 million
Allianz bought insurer TUA Assicurazioni for $295 million
Capital Rx, a pharmacy benefit manager, raised $50 million
Slope, an SF-based B2B payments platform, raised $30 million
Take Command, a provider of employee health benefits, raised $25 million
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The smart home industry is entering a phase of consolidation, with a wave of acquisitions that have led to massive returns for smart-home investors:
Smart vacuum iRobot acquired by e-commerce giant Amazon for $1.7B.
Smart thermostat Ecobee acquired by power generation giant Generac for $770M.
And letâs not forget RING and Nest â acquired by Amazon and Google for $1.2 and $3.2B respectively.
The trend behind these acquisitions? Patented products and retail distribution.
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HEADLINES
Top Reads
IPOs are in a rut (CNN)
Citi set aside severance for 2,000 additional job cuts (BB)
Why the Fed has a âLemonheadâ problem (Axios)
2023 is the year of Microsoftâs glow-up (YF)
Bumble CEOâs âcrazy hacksâ that grew company into $1.9B one (CNBC)
Inside SBFâs defense strategy against star witness Caroline Ellison (Axios)
Jamie Dimon warns this may be most dangerous time world has seen in decades (Fox)
Private-equity backed peach farm files for bankruptcy to pursue sale (Reuters)
Consumer sentiment plunges in October (Axios)
Apollo might get noodle LBO thrown back in its face (Reuters)
BOOK OF THE DAY
Platonic

How do we make and keep friends in an era of distraction, burnout, and chaos, especially in a society that often prizes romantic love at the expense of other relationships?
In Platonic, Dr. Marisa G. Franco unpacks the latest, often counterintuitive findings about the bonds between usâfor example, why your friends arenât texting you back (itâs not because they hate you!), and the myth of âfriendships happening organicallyâ (making friends, like cultivating any relationship, requires effort!).
As Dr. Franco explains, to make and keep friends you must understand your attachment styleâsecure, anxious, or avoidant: it is the key to unlocking whatâs working (and whatâs failing) in your friendships.
Making new friends, and deepening longstanding relationships, is possible at any ageâin fact, itâs essential. The good news: there are specific, research-based ways to improve the number and quality of your connections using the insights of attachment theory and the latest scientific research on friendship.
Platonic provides a clear and actionable blueprint for forging strong, lasting connections with othersâand for becoming our happiest, most fulfilled selves in the process.
âFor our life to feel significant, we crave someone to witness it, to verify its importance.â
ENLIGHTENMENT
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DAILY VISUAL
Consumer Sentiment Drops
University of Michigan Index of Consumer Sentiment

Source: Axios
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DAILY ACUMEN
Happiness
Finland, the perennial happiness champion, is spreading joy like it's the latest viral meme. They're not keeping their happiness secrets locked in a vault; instead, they're sharing their happiness recipeâfor free!
Finland's Tourism Department offered a masterclass in happiness to lucky participants, with more than 150,000 people from all over the world signing up. Clearly, the Finnish happiness wave has gone global, or maybe we're all just eager to learn the art of smiling through cold winters.
Here are a few pearls of wisdom harvested from this frosty fountain of joy.
First, nature is your BFF, even if you live in a concrete jungle. You don't have to hug a tree, but connecting with your surroundings is like a happiness boost.
Finland's "Everyman's Rights" law lets folks roam in nature, camp, and embrace all things outdoors. It's like their entire country is a national park. No wonder they're so chipper!
Second, it's better to have enough than to want more. Always chasing more can feel like playing hide and seek with your happiness. According to April Rinne, "enough" means balance and sufficiency.
Lastly, design your space for happiness. Taina Snellman-Langenskiöld, a design pro, dropped some wisdom: choose meaningful objects, make things with your hands, and bring the outdoors in with plants.
MEME-A-PALOOZA
Memes of the Day



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