🍋 Goldman's Million-Dollar Golfer

Goldman paid one golfer millions every year, plus Ken Griffin wants to buy the Miami Dolphins, and funflation.

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“You've got to understand accounting. That's got to be like a language to you." — Warren Buffett

Good Morning! Hope you had a great Thanksgiving. Americans set a record with Black Friday spending and holiday discounts are set to be even bigger this year. Heading into the final month of the year, investors are hungry for risk - and they’re holding record cash sums. Ken Griffin wants to buy the Miami Dolphins. And he’s getting in at a good time with funflation driving sports tickets up 25%.

SQUEEZ OF THE DAY

Goldman's Million-Dollar Golfer

For those born in the '90s and curious about who tops the earnings chart at Goldman Sachs for your era, you might be surprised.

It's not a financier or a corporate mogul, but rather the professional golfer Patrick Cantlay. Goldman Sachs has been teeing up payments of no less than $1.1 million annually for Cantlay since the year 2020.

It’s almost like Cantlay has the same exact job responsibilities and salary as your MD, who doesn’t know how to convert a word document into a pdf, but is out golfing 3x a week.

Goldman announced Cantlay’s salary last week. They hired him to wear a “Marcus by Goldman Sachs” hat to drum up support for the bank’s consumer banking division. But as the bank walks back from its consumer ambitions, it won’t renew Cantlay’s contract.

And at the same time, Goldman Sachs has been playing the frugal card lately. Bonuses have been considerably lower than street pay because of the ‘Goldman discount’ - analysts are willing to take less money in exchange for the value of having Goldman on their resume. 

But comp season at 200 West was especially brutal last year - some bankers received a $10k bonus for their 110 hours / week of service.

Takeaway: Turns out there’s more than one path to making millions at Goldman before you’re 30 (and doesn’t have to be adjusting EBITDA in the trenches). In any case, if Goldman would like to sponsor Short Squeez for $1.1 million per year, please reach out. Oh and I wish I took golfing lessons.

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Top Reads

  • Americans set a record on Black Friday spend (Axios)

  • Investors are hungry for risk and holding record cash sums (WSJ)

  • Ken Griffin wants to buy the Miami Dolphins (BB)

  • Funflation drives sport event ticket prices up 25% (CNBC)

  • 5 takeaways from America’s biggest crypto crackdown in history (CNN)

  • Tech execs say AI is giving Big Tech inordinate power (CNBC)

  • AI blowback angst grips ESG (YF)

  • How house hacking is helping Gen-Z and millennials become homeowners (CNBC)

  • How a billionaire banker is helping elite U.S. colleges recruit new talent (BB)

  • OpenAI researchers warned board of AI breakthrough ahead of CEO ouster (Reuters)

CAPITAL PULSE

Markets Rundown

Stocks closed higher ahead of the Thanksgiving weekend.

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) iRobot ($IRBT) +39% because Amazon will win regulatory approval to acquire it for $1.4 billion.

  • (+) Coinbase ($COIN) +6% after Binance settled legal woes with the Feds.

  • (–) Nvidia ($NVDA) -2% after delaying a new AI chip that would comply with U.S. export regulations.

Private Dealmaking

  • Novo Nordisk invests $2.3 billion in France to boost output

  • Rithm Capital closes Sculptor buyout for $719 million

  • Matsmart-Motatos, a Swiss online grocer, raised $44 million

  • Newheat, a renewable heating solutions provider, raised $33 million

  • On Target Laboratories, a cancer treatment developer, raised $30 million

  • Greater Good, a primary care provider for seniors, raised $20 million

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