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🍋 Goldman Breaks Its Own Record
Plus: Nike is going pickleball, MrBeast gets a $200M investment, weight-loss drugs are bullish for airlines (per Jefferies), and TSMC sends AI stocks higher.

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Good Morning! Jefferies says weight-loss drugs could boost airline profits by lowering fuel costs. The two largest publicly traded avocado producers are merging. And Nike is going pickleball, signing No. 1-ranked star Anna Leigh Waters.
Bitmine, the largest corporate holder of Ethereum, is investing $200M in Beast Industries, the company behind MrBeast. Chip stocks jumped after TSMC dismissed bubble fears, and Taiwan pledged $250B toward U.S. chipmaking under a new trade deal.
Plus: Two fitness companies are merging with Jared Kushner’s backing, Amazon says its $475M Saks stake is now worthless post-bankruptcy, and investigators identified the likely cause of the massive Verizon outage.
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Goldman Breaks Its Own Record

Goldman Sachs posted a record quarter for equities trading, generating $4.31 billion in Q4 revenue, the highest equities-trading result ever reported by any Wall Street bank. The figure surpassed Goldman’s own prior record and came in roughly $700 million above consensus expectations
For Goldman, this wasn’t a one-quarter wonder. Revenue across Goldman’s global banking and markets division hit a full-year record. Goldman’s trading franchise has been aggressively scaling during a period of heavy market volatility, and it looks like it’s paying off.
After failed bets in other areas of finance like consumer, Goldman has doubled down on what it does best: trading, dealmaking, and servicing hedge funds at scale.
Results were broad-based across asset classes. Fixed income, currencies, and commodities trading delivered $3.1 billion in revenue, also beating expectations, with FICC financing hitting a record as hedge funds leaned more heavily on balance sheet access. Goldman even flagged interest in prediction markets, a signal it’s still looking for edge where liquidity and client demand intersect.
Elsewhere, the firm raised its dividend to $4.50 per share and lifted long-term targets for its Asset & Wealth management business, now aiming for 30% pretax margins and high-teens returns. That unit, led by Marc Nachmann, is expanding through acquisitions and pushing toward $750 billion in alternative assets by the end of the decade.
Takeaway: Goldman’s results reflected more than favorable market conditions. It showed that its trading engine is structurally stronger than before, capable of printing record revenues across equities and fixed income at the same time. For a firm that once tried to reinvent itself as a consumer bank, this quarter was a reminder that Goldman’s real superpower is still Wall Street dominance at scale.
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Airlines to save big money on fuel as new weight loss pills gain popularity (CNBC)
Avocado producers Mission and Calavo agree to merge (Axios)
Nike signs phenom Anna Leigh Waters in its first pickleball deal (CNBC)
MrBeast platform gets $200 million investment from Tom Lee's Bitmine (CNBC)
Chip stocks jump as Nvidia supplier TSMC dismisses bubble fears (YF)
Taiwan will invest $250 billion in U.S. chipmaking under new trade deal (CNBC)
Two fitness companies are merging with Jared Kushner’s backing (WSJ)
Amazon threatens ‘drastic’ action after Saks bankruptcy, says $475M stake is now worthless (CNBC)
Mortgage rates hit 3-year low after Trump's bond-buying announcement (YF)
Likely culprit in massive Verizon outage revealed (NYP)
New York-style bagel brands battle over customers in Florida (Fox)
Curt Cignetti has won two bowls at Indiana, and eaten 500 bowls at Chipotle (WSJ)
Earnings fall short at Bank of America, Citi, JPMorgan and Wells Fargo (NYT)
BlackRock and Microsoft AI partnership raises $12.5 billion so far (BB)
Stephen Ross sees California billionaire tax as Palm Beach’s gain (BB)
Morgan Stanley tops investment banking forecast on debt haul (BB)
Ares raises $7.1 billion as credit secondaries boom continues (BB)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
U.S. equities finished higher as geopolitical tensions eased and earnings surprised to the upside
President Trump signaled no imminent military action against Iran, lifting sentiment
Technology stocks rallied on strong results and raised guidance from Taiwan Semiconductor
Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, and BlackRock all beat earnings expectations, with investment banking a bright spot
Small caps outperformed, with the Russell 2000 +~1%
WTI oil fell nearly 5%, and gold traded lower as geopolitical risk premiums eased
Treasury yields edged higher, with the 10-year rising to 4.17%
Economic Data Highlights
Initial jobless claims fell to 198K, well below expectations (215K) and the 30-year median (320K)
Continuing claims dipped to 1.88M, though still elevated vs. pre-pandemic levels (~1.7M)
Regional Fed activity indices (New York, Philadelphia) both exceeded expectations, signaling steady economic momentum
Sector Trends
Technology led markets on the back of Taiwan Semiconductor’s strong earnings and upbeat AI-driven outlook
Financials rallied after strong results from major banks
Energy lagged as oil prices fell sharply
Industrials and materials remain poised for strong 2026 earnings growth
Looking Ahead
S&P 500 earnings expected to grow ~7% in Q4 and 11.4% in 2025, strengthening to ~15% in 2026
Key sectors—tech, industrials, materials—projected to deliver 15%+ earnings growth next year
With valuations elevated, earnings growth will be crucial for further market gains in 2026
Labor markets remain resilient: despite slow hiring (2025 average 49K/month), unemployment has stabilized at 4.4%
We expect a low-hiring, low-firing dynamic to persist, with 2026 payroll gains in the 50K–100K range and unemployment around ~4.5%
Movers & Shakers
(+) Morgan Stanley ($MS) +6% after the bank beat estimates thanks to strong wealth management, investment banking results.
(+) Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing ($TSM) +4% after the semiconductor company posted a 35% increase in Q4 profit.
(–) Eli Lilly ($LLY) -4% after the FDA delayed Eli Lilly’s weight loss pill.
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Private Dealmaking
Boston Scientific will buy Penumbra, a med tech company, for $14.5 billion
Skild AI, a developer of general-purpose AI “brains” for robots, raised $1.4 billion
Mission Produce agreed to acquire Calavo Growers for around $483 million
Parloa, an automated customer service platform that uses AI voice agents for enterprise call centers, raised $350 million
Alpaca, a stock-trading infrastructure platform that provides APIs for brokerage and investing apps, raised $150 million
Harmonic, an AI research lab focused on training foundation models for reasoning and decision-making, raised $120 million
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Book Length: 256 pages
Release Date: January 6, 2015
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DAILY ACUMEN
Patience
In 1997, Jeff Bezos told shareholders that Amazon wouldn't be profitable for four to five years. Wall Street panicked. Analysts called him reckless. But Bezos understood something they didn't: great things take time, and impatience kills more dreams than incompetence ever will.
Today we want instant results. Plant a seed Monday, expect fruit by Friday. Start a YouTube channel, expect virality by next week. Launch a business, expect millions by year's end.
This instant gratification mentality creates a generation of quitters who abandon ship at the first sign of slow progress. The Chinese bamboo tree is watered and fertilized for five years with no visible growth. Nothing.
Then in the sixth year, it grows 90 feet in six weeks. Was it growing those first five years? Absolutely. It was developing a root system strong enough to support its future height.
Your dreams are the same. The work you're doing today might not show results for years. That doesn't mean it's not working.
Warren Buffett became a billionaire at 56, but he started investing at 11. Most of his wealth came after 60.
What are you abandoning prematurely because results aren't immediate? What if you're in year four of your bamboo moment?
Remember, patience isn't passive waiting. It's active perseverance while trusting the process.
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