πŸ‹ Gen Z's New Asset Class

Plus: Google bought bankrupt Spirit Airlines' emails for $10 million, UC offloaded PE stakes at a discount, and 25,000 New Yorkers are waiting to get their bodies scanned.

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β€œEveryone is making a bet on an unknown future. It’s only called speculation when you disagree with someone else’s bet.” β€” Morgan Housel

Good Morning! Goldman agreed to buy real estate firm LCN Capital Partners, which manages ~$3 billion in assets, for up to $410 million. University of California just sold $1 billion in PE stakes to HarbourVest at a discount north of 10%. And Anthropic's revolving credit facility is on track to blow past its $10 billion target ahead of its IPO.

Google paid $10 million for Spirit Airlines' data to train AI models, reportedly ~100 million emails and 500 million Microsoft Teams chats. And Daniel Ek's body-scanning startup Neko Health is opening its first US office in New York, where more than 25,000 people are apparently already on the waitlist.

Plus: Kalshi wants to launch perpetual contracts tied to equity indexes, the OpenAI and Anthropic IPOs could unlock hundreds of billions for charity, and how to actually free yourself from information overload.

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Gen Z's New Asset Class

Back during the meme stock era, Wall Street was starting to worry that Gen Z was treating their Robinhood accounts like a casino and investing like gambling. It was easy to see why with GameStop, AMC, crypto pumps and zero-day options at midnight replacing compound interest with dopamine hits and instant riches for some. But fast-forward to 2026, and it looks like that same story running backward, and gambling is becoming the new investing. 

A new Betterment survey found that 25% of Gen Z investors are making sports betting a key part of their long-term financial strategy. For context, that's up from around 14% of millennials, 6% of Gen X, and basically less than 1% Boomers. And more than half of Gen Z respondents admitted they've taken money that was originally supposed to go toward investing and put it into sports betting instead over the past year, with 14% redirecting money multiple times a month.

The wall between a brokerage account and a sportsbook has been getting thinner for a while now, and meme stocks and crypto already made investing feel like gambling for a lot of younger traders. Over the past few years, sportsbooks have been returning the favor, and many of them have adopted the interfaces and the language of finance.

One 32-year-old that Bloomberg interviewed has a Robinhood account but says he's spent more time betting this year than actually investing. He approaches it the same way he'd approach a real position and researches the matchup, sizes his bets carefully, and tries not to let emotion drive the decision. He's up around $2,500 for the year.

The tension between investing and gambling is a genuine fight for where Gen Z's spare dollars end up, and it's not slowing down. Legal sports betting is closing in on a $17 billion industry, and money that would've gone automatically into a brokerage account or a Roth IRA has a lot more competition these days, and most of that competition offers a much faster payoff than sitting around watching an index fund compound for three decades.

And that's really the crux of it for this generation specifically. A lot of Gen Z feels locked out of the traditional milestones, buying a house chief among them, while AI anxiety, job insecurity, and the rising cost of basically everything have made the slow, patient path to financial security feel a lot shakier than it used to. So the generation splits down the middle. One half is maxing a Roth IRA at 22 and treating compounding interest a religion. The other half has the exact same underlying anxiety about the future, and it's spending it on Sunday Night Football.

Takeaway: Sportsbooks used to compete with bars and casinos for Gen Z's money, but now they're going head-to-head with Schwab and Vanguard for the same dollar. The old worry was that Robinhood made investing feel like gambling, but the new one is whether gambling has finally gotten convincing enough to pass for investing.

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HEADLINES

Top Reads

  • Goldman Sachs to buy real estate investment firm for up to $410 million (WSJ)

  • KKR makes $9 billion takeover bid for natural gas and electricity distributor (WSJ)

  • University of California offloads $1 billion of private equity stakes (BB)

  • Anthropic pre-IPO credit facility set to climb past $10 billion (BB)

  • Google bought Spirit Airlines’ data to train AI models (Quartz)

  • Daniel Ek’s body scanning startup Neko Health opens first US office in New York (TechCrunch)

  • Kalshi wants to launch perpetual contracts tied to equity indexes (CNBC)

  • IPOs for OpenAI, Anthropic could unlock $430B for charity (NY Post)

  • SharkNinja is building an AI tool to monitor profitability in real time (WSJ)

  • KKR’s Internet Brands readies debt refinancing in near term (BB)

  • Investors slam SEC plan to remove best price rule (WSJ)

  • Mark Walter’s insurer to slash scrutinized loans by $6.5 billion (BB)

  • Thoma Bravo weighs concessions in $2 billion Sophos refinancing (BB)

  • Pimco’s Stracke says wealth firms running shy of private credit (BB)

  • Treasury yields rise as FOMC minutes show Fed in no rush to cut rates (CNBC)

  • American Airlines to add seatback screens, bigger first class in race to catch up to Delta and United (CNBC)

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Markets Rundown

Market Update

  • Nasdaq fell 1.3% on semiconductor weakness, while energy, health care, and consumer staples outperformed.

  • The 10-year Treasury yield closed near 4.7% and the 30-year finished around 5.28%, near its highest since 2007.

  • WTI crude traded back above $80 amid ongoing Middle East uncertainty.

Earnings Season

  • Home Depot beat on earnings and sales, with average ticket size up 2.8%, and reaffirmed full-year guidance.

  • Lowe's, TJX, Ross Stores, and Walmart report later this week.

  • U.S. investment-grade bond issuance is up nearly 30% year over year through July, per SIFMA.

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) Duolingo ($DUOL) +7% after multiple analysts raised price targets and KeyBanc and DA Davidson upgraded the stock.

  • (–) CoreWeave ($CRWV) -12% because of concerns over rising AI infrastructure overspending hitting the market.

  • (–) Klarna ($KLAR) -23% after the buy-now-pay-later company cut its full-year revenue guidance.

Prediction Markets

  • At least the politicians can still trade, right?

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Private Dealmaking

  • Francisco Partners agreed to acquire Weave Communications, a patient engagement and payments platform, for around $650 million 

  • Neros Technologies, a drone manufacturer, raised $250 million

  • Freehand, a supplier payment automation startup, raised $75 million

  • Boulevard Bio, a precision immunology startup, raised $65 million

  • Skan AI, a context graph of work for enterprise AI, raised $63 million

  • ChipAgents, a developer of agentic AI platforms for semiconductors, raised $60 million

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As a competitive field gets better at something, the gap between the best and the average narrows, not widens. Every participant is more skilled than a decade ago, which means skill alone explains less of who wins. Luck fills the space that shrinking skill differences leave behind.

This is why a stock picker's edge is harder to find today than fifty years ago, even though analysts are smarter and better equipped than ever. Everyone improved together, so the field flattened, and what used to separate winners from losers now looks nearly identical across the pack.

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