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- 🍋 When Wall Street meets the Dance Floor
🍋 When Wall Street meets the Dance Floor
Goldman Sachs CEO, David Solomon, is trying to have it both ways - running a financial powerhouse by day and spinning sick beats by night as his alter ego, DJ D-Sol. Some investors are starting to think his DJ gigs are bringing unwanted attention to the bank.
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1. Story of the Day: DJ-D-Sol: Spinning Tunes and Raising Eyebrows
When the man at the top of Goldman Sachs takes on a side hustle, you know inflation and the cost of living in New York has gotten bad. Goldman Sachs CEO, David Solomon, is trying to have it both ways - running a financial powerhouse by day and spinning sick beats by night as his alter ego, DJ D-Sol. His music career took off during Covid and since then, he’s performed at Lollapalooza, New York, and the Bahamas.
But while Solomon might be killing it DJing, Goldman has struggled to keep up with the beat. Goldman had a rough 2022 and lost billions of dollars on its consumer finance unit. Some investors are starting to think his DJ gigs are bringing unwanted attention to the bank.
Goldman insists that Solomon’s roles as CEO and DJ are entirely separate. However, some in the music industry are raising their eyebrows and wondering how exactly this CEO moonlighting as a DJ snagged a deal to remix Whitney Houston’s classic hit, “I Wanna Dance With Somebody.” Some starving artists feel that this is rubbing salt in the wound, as Solomon’s musical prowess is questionable compared to his financial prowess.
Is Solomon's DJ prowess merely a side-effect of his day job as CEO of a worldwide financial behemoth? The music and finance industries seem to be tangoing, with big players like Sony snapping up Bob Dylan's tunes last year and Blackstone shelling out a whopping $200 million for Justin Bieber's music. But with investment banks like Goldman Sachs playing matchmaker, one has to wonder if there's more to this union than meets the ear. Some experts think it’s a distraction at best and a conflict of interest at worse.
Takeaway: DJ-D-Sol's music might be music to some ears, but for others, it's a tune they'd rather skip. While Goldman Sachs tries to appeal to the everyday Joe with their consumer banking unit, their CEO moonlighting as a DJ in the world's hottest nightclubs seems to be a misstep.
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“Nothing is as desired as much as the thing you want but can’t have.
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If you don’t want something and don’t have it, you don’t think about it.
If you want something and have it, you might feel OK.
If you want something and don’t have it, you might feel motivated
If you want something and can’t have it, you drive yourself mad.
A few years after leaving office, Richard Nixon mentioned that the richest people in the world are some of the unhappiest, because they can afford to never struggle.
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