šŸ‹ The Dark Side of Hiring

Itā€™s looking like even prospective employers are stringing you along in 2023. A new Wall Street Journal found that more and more companies are resorting to deceptive tactics like ā€˜ghost postingsā€™ to make it seem like they're hiring when they're actually not.

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1. Story of the Day: The Dark Side of Hiring - Ghost Postings

Itā€™s looking like even prospective employers are stringing you along in 2023. A new Wall Street Journal report found that more and more companies are resorting to deceptive tactics like ā€˜ghost postingsā€™ to make it seem like they're hiring when they're actually not.

The investigation found that 27% of hiring managers kept job postings up for more than four months at a time. In leaving job postings up for months on end, companies are creating a false impression of growth and stability, when in reality theyā€™re facing budget constraints and uncertainty.

Companies are also using these tactics to keep overworked employees from leaving or collect resumes as a hedge in case they need to fill a position down the road. And many companies are legally required to post job openings publicly, even if they have already identified a candidate internally. But some job candidates are getting fed up.

Candidates want to make sure theyā€™re not wasting their time, and in today's job market, it's not just about submitting a resume and waiting for a callback. Companies have implemented a range of additional hurdles, including lengthy surveys and automated interviews, which can be time-consuming and demoralizing if you later find out that the position was just a mirage.

Takeaway: Ghost positions might not be going away any time soon. To avoid falling victim to this frustrating experience, we recommend doing your due diligence before applying for a new job. Check the timestamp of when the job was posted and look for specific, detailed job descriptions rather than generic and vague ones.

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Stocks closed lower as Deutsche Bankā€™s woes triggered more contagion fear.

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  • (-) Deutsche Bank ($DB)Ā -3%Ā after contagion concerns in the banking sector grew.

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