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🍋 Carvana Runs Out of Gas
Carvana's stock value has gone from a high-flying unicorn to a flaming dumpster fire. The company's stock has plummeted 98% in the past year, and its bonds are barely worth the paper they're printed on.
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1. Story of the Day: Carvana Runs Out of Gas

Carvana's stock value has gone from a high-flying unicorn to a flaming dumpster fire. The company's stock has plummeted 98% in the past year, and its bonds are barely worth the paper they're printed on, trading at 40-50 cents on the dollar.
During Covid, a bunch of cash-strapped startups turned to the debt markets for a financial lifeline. These riskier startups were able to secure funding from high-yield bond investors who were willing to take a chance on them, thanks to some seriously low-interest rates and a ton of quantitative easing.
And then there was Carvana, an internet-based company that hit the jackpot during the pandemic thanks to a combination of skyrocketing demand for used cars and the boom in online commerce. Suddenly, all those investors who had been on the sidelines were hit with some serious FOMO as they watched Carvana's equity soar to dizzying heights.
At its peak in 2021, Carvana was worth a whopping $60 billion, even though it was hemorrhaging money. That kind of valuation made bondholders feel like they were on top of the world, even though they were really just setting themselves up for a fall.
And let's not forget about the investors who couldn't be bothered to think about the consequences of rising interest rates and plummeting markets. They were more than happy to keep pouring money into Carvana, even though it was a sinking ship.
Takeaway: It's almost like the idea of a "car vending machine" business with no profits and a mountain of debt was a bad idea. The Fed's low-interest rate policies and subsequent reversal created a perfect storm for Carvana's demise. It was a wild ride in Carvana's prime, where all you needed was access to capital and you were set to go. But alas, those good ol' days are gone and now we're left to clean up the mess of all the over-leveraged financing from the past decade. The capital markets will ultimately decide who comes out on top, and we got a reality check of that this year.
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The 21st century has brought a powerful tide of geopolitical, economic, and democratic shocks.
Their fallout has led central banks to create over $25 trillion of new money, brought about a new age of geopolitical competition, destabilized the Middle East, ruptured the European Union, and exposed old political fault lines in the United States.
Disorder: Hard Times in the 21st Century is a long history of this present political moment. It recounts three histories - one about geopolitics, one about the world economy, and one about western democracies - and explains how in the years of political disorder prior to the pandemic the disruption in each became one big story.
It shows how much of this turbulence originated in problems generated by fossil-fuel energies, and it explains why as the green transition takes place the long-standing predicaments energy invariably shapes will remain in place.
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