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Why some investment banks are going on hiring sprees, plus the $4k sorority consultants and latest on the new iPhone.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
Bankers on the Prowl

If you work in M&A, itâs probably no surprise that deal flow has been awfully quiet over the past year or so. But an aspect of investment banking thatâs starting to heat up? Employee turnover - particularly senior bankers jumping ship from Goldman, Citi, and the like.
You see, a few years ago, it would have been unthinkable for a career banker at Goldman Sachs, Credit Suisse, or Morgan Stanley to even entertain calls from recruiters at smaller shops like Jefferies, Evercore, or (God forbid) Deutsche Bank.
But a banker shuffle is starting to play out before our eyes on Wall Street. Some banks like Barclays, Citi, and Goldman Sachs expanded too quickly during the boom years of 2020 and 2021, and now theyâre downsizing.
But on the other hands, banks like Evercore, PJT, Deutsche, and Santander are aggressively hiring. Theyâre betting on a future M&A boom cycle next year, and theyâre ready to poach top talent from rival banks.
Takeaway: We could be ramping up for a huge 2024âŚat least some banks think so. But then againâŚwe donât always approve of following Deutscheâs advice. That said, after a rough 2022 for bankers, itâs reassuring to see that banks arenât necessarily waiting for an M&A boom to start poaching talent.
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

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HEADLINES
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BOOK OF THE DAY
Seven Crashes

The eminent economic historian Harold James presents a new perspective on financial crises, dividing them into âgoodâ crises, which ultimately expand markets and globalization, and âbadâ crises, which result in a smaller, less prosperous world.
Examining seven turning points in financial historyâfrom the depression of the 1840s through the Great Depression of the 1930s to the Covid-19 crisisâJames shows how crashes prompted by a lack of supply, like the oil shortages of the 1970s, lead to greater globalization as markets expand and producers innovate to increase supply.
By contrast, crises triggered by a lack of demandâsuch as the Global Financial Crisis of 2007â2008âresult in less globalization as markets contract, austerity measures are imposed, and skepticism of government grows.
By considering not only the times but also the observers who shaped our understanding of each crisisâfrom Karl Marx to John Maynard Keynes to Larry SummersâJames shows how the uneven course of globalization has led to new economic thinking, and how understanding this history can help us better prepare for the future.
âA leading economic historian presents a new history of financial crises, showing how some led to greater globalization while others kept nations apart.â
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