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"I don't cook. Not as long as they still deliver pizza."Ā ā€“ Tiger Woods

Good Morning! SomeĀ wild news coming out of Finland. 36-year old Prime Minister,Ā Sanna Marin, was out clubbing in HelsinkiĀ till 4am, shortly after coming into contact with someone who had Covid. She left her work phone at home and so was unreachable to get a text telling her she need to quarantineĀ (she really pulled a "sorry babe my phone died and I slept for 16 hours :(" to an entire nation.Ā Better.com CEO apologized and promised to be better after firing 900 employees over Zoom in one of the worst PR moves of all time. The empty apology came after several top execs resigned amid backlash over the move. TWoods is making his comeback 10 months after his horrific car crash, all is well in the world again.

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1. Story of the Day: Banker Quits & Becomes Billionaire

Cristina Junqueira is really out here living every banker's dream. She quit her banking job in 2013 atĀ Brazilā€™s Itau Unibanco, where she was overseeing a portfolio of credit cards. Apparently, she was sick of selling people stuff they didnā€™t want. Nubank, the digital bank she cofounded, goes public today at a $44 billion valuation, and her 2.6% stake in the company is worth $1.1 billion.

Junqueira joins a very small group of self-made female billionaire bankers. Self-made women comprise less than 3% of the worldā€™s 500 richest people and the situation is even worse in Brazil. Only 1% of the companies that make up Brazilā€™s benchmark stock index have a woman as CEO, compared to 6% for S&P 500.

Junqueira is a mother of two with another on the way and stands out in the finance community for openly discussing work-life balance. Her Instagram boasts 173k followers and filled with stories of her personal life.

She co-founded Nubank with David Valez, a Columbian private equity guru who was looking start a digital bank in Brazil and wanted someone with insider knowledge. Today Nubank has more than 48 million customers in Brazil, Mexico and Colombia.

Short Squeez Takeaway: Kudos to Cristina Junqueira for leaving her sad banking job and going on to found one of the most successful start-ups in the world. Letā€™s hope she inspires more sad bankers to quit their jobs and do something more worthwhile with their time. (@GoldmanAnalysts there is still hope pls hang in there)

Source: Bloomberg

2. Markets Rundown

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Our friends at Finny break down the top money trends so you donā€™t have toā€¦ all in a 5-minute read twice a week. Past popular topics: a 7% US savings bond hidden in plain sight, active managers arenā€™t shining, the crypto decision tree, and what the $68T wealth transfer means for you.

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7. Daily Acumen:Ā Web3

Web 1.0 refers roughly to the period from 1991 to 2004, where the vast majority of Internet users were solely consumers of content. Most websites were static pages that displayed content from the server filesystem rather than a database.

Web 2.0 is based around the idea of "the web as platform". Far more users of the Internet produce content, which they upload to social networking services, blogs, or video or image sharing websites. Many web pages are dynamic and serve content from relational databases, or are full-featured web applications. Web 2.0 is generally considered to have begun around 2004, and continues to the current day.

Web3, short for Web 3.0 is the next version of the internet, where services will run on blockchain. Majority of the Web 2.0 operations are controlled by tech giants such as Amazon, Google and Microsoft but Web 3.0 is de-centralized, where data is distributed across networks and no single entity owns the information.

8. Crypto Corner

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