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🍋 Altman Fundraising in the 31st Century

Altman wants to raise $7 trillion to boost the semiconductor industry, plus private equity returns getting rekt, Bitcoin $50K, and best Super Bowl commercials.

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Altman Fundraising in the 31st Century

Sam Altman is fundraising in the 31st century. He’s looking to raise up to $7 trillion dollars for his latest venture - reshaping the business of chips and AI.

He wants to inject trillions into the global semiconductor industry - and he wants to tap record fundraising to do so. He’s reportedly courting deep pockets like the U.A.E. government to amass trillions of dollars.

But according to Altman, this isn't just a cash grab; it’s a necessity to supercharge the planet's chip production capabilities. OpenAI's growth is hitting speed bumps due to a crunch in the high-octane GPUs needed to train AI systems.

Altman's envisioned investment would blast the semiconductor industry's current market size into a new dimension. With global chip sales at $527 billion last year and forecasted to hit a trillion by 2030, Altman could turbocharge chip production.

Companies like Nvidia outsource their chip production to just three companies - Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co., Samsung, and Intel. Altman wants to join the chip makers and build new factories - but each factory costs around $10 billion to build.

Takeaway: There’s no doubt - scaling chip production is going to require a lot of capital. And we wouldn’t necessarily bet against Altman’s ability to raise a fresh trillion or two. But don’t think throwing money at the issue is necessarily the silver bullet to developing next-level AI - China has thrown over $150 billion at their own semiconductor industry, and it hasn’t worked. And with the most significant bottleneck issue being packaging, not producing chips, raising money might be the easy part of Altman’s plan.

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  • How an unremarkable deal became a big threat to a small investment bank (WSJ)

  • Private equity returns plunge to Global Financial Crisis level (YF)

  • Bitcoin jumps to $50k for the first time in two years (CNBC)

  • New hedge funds struggle while established players raise fees to record highs (YF)

  • EQT hires Morgan Stanley to explore a sale of Idealista (Reuters)

  • Microsoft’s AI growth is helping its cloud business weaken Amazon’s lead (CNBC)

  • Stalled IPO market leaves startup employees eager to unload shares (WSJ)

  • Investment banks brace for more Asia job cuts (Reuters)

  • JetBlue resets with new CEO in push towards profitability (CNBC)

  • Elon Musk isn’t the only billionaire fighting Delaware’s grip on U.S. businesses (WSJ)

CAPITAL PULSE

Markets Rundown

Stocks closed slightly lower after Friday’s S&P 500 record close.

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) VF Corp ($VFC) +14% because the clothing company’s management supports activist investor Engaged Capital.

  • (+) Rocket Lab ($RKLB) +9% after Citi initiated coverage on the space company with a buy.

  • (–) Big Lots ($BIG) -28% after the retailer was downgraded by Loop Capital.

Private Dealmaking

  • Diamondback bought Endeavor in a $26 billion oil mega deal

  • Gilead bought liver drug biotech CymaBay for $4.3 billion

  • Bugcrowd, a bug bounty platform, raised $102 million

  • Nasdaq Private Market, a provider of liquidity solutions to private companies, raised $62.4 million

  • Xensam, an asset management provider, raised $40 million

  • Owner.com, a platform for independent restaurant owners, raised $33 million

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