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Plus: The OpenAI-Microsoft relationship just got a lot more complicated, Ackman is finally going public today, and an electric air taxi just flew from JFK to Manhattan.

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Good morning! OpenAI and Microsoft overhauled their partnership: Microsoft's license to OpenAI's IP is no longer exclusive, and the two sides are swapping revenue shares in a major restructuring. Ackman's Pershing Square IPO is pricing today as scheduled and expected to raise $5B. And Joby Aviation completed its first NYC test flight, sending an electric air taxi from JFK to Manhattan.
Jain Global is striking a deal to return investor capital and manage money exclusively for Millennium. HSBC is reviewing a $38K perk covering private school fees for Hong Kong bankers that costs the bank tens of millions a year. And Blue Owl fund investors rebuffed Boaz Weinstein's offer to buy their shares.
Plus: Ray Dalio says Kevin Warsh shouldn't cut rates in a stagflation era, and 3 signals strong-performing employees might still get replaced at work.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
AI Already Coming for Analysts

Less than four months ago, Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan went on TV and told his 210,000 employees not to worry about AI taking their jobs. But this month, after posting $8.6 billion in quarterly profit, he explained that cutting 1,000 roles through โeliminating work and applying technologyโ helped get there.
The six biggest U.S. banks made a combined $47 billion last quarter, up 18% year over year, while cutting roughly 15,000 employees. And this was not some coincidence buried in the footnotes; bank executives openly tied AI to the productivity gains.
Wells Fargo is using AI to generate instant credit memos, write pitchbooks, and handle customer-service calls. Citi is using tools from Anthropic, Google, Microsoft, and OpenAI to review legal documents, approve account openings, and send trade invoices. And at the same time, Citi has been cutting staff, including people from its own internal โAI Champions and Acceleratorsโ program. So, the employees hired to help everyone adopt AI got replaced by AI.
For years, Wall Street sold the same comforting line: AI will handle the boring stuff, humans will do the high-value work, and everybody wins, but that line is starting to crack. Wells Fargo CEO Charlie Scharf said the quiet part out loud back in December, calling AI a tool to do things โmuch, much more efficientlyโ than humans and adding that most bank CEOs are too afraid to say headcount is going lower. Morgan Stanley has tried to sound more reassuring, saying it is not replacing financial advisers and comparing its internal AI tools to JARVIS from Iron Man.
On Wall Street, AI is not just some shiny assistant helping analysts summarize earnings calls a little faster. It is already being used to shrink support functions, automate middle-office work, speed up client materials, and quietly reduce the need for bodies across the machine. Banks are making more money, finding more โefficiency,โ and needing fewer people to do it, and itโs showing up in the quarterly numbers.
Takeaway: The old Wall Street promise was that AI would augment jobs, not replace them. That sounds a lot less convincing when profits are up, headcount is down, and executives are explicitly crediting the same technology for both. The AI era on Wall Street is no longer about potential; itโs about throughput. The machines are already in the building, and the first thing they are doing is making the org chart lighter.
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HEADLINES
Top Reads
OpenAI shakes up partnership with Microsoft, capping revenue share payments (CNBC)
Meta's $2B AI deal shut down by Chinese authorities (CNBC)
Bill Ackman's Pershing Square IPO expected to raise $5 billion (BB)
Joby Aviation completes first NYC test flight, sending electric air taxi from JFK to Manhattan (YF)
Jain Global is striking a deal to return investor capital and manage money exclusively for Millennium (AOL)
HSBC reviews $38,000 per kid school fee perk for HK bankers (BB)
Blue Owl fund investors rebuff Boaz Weinstein offer to buy shares (YF)
Ray Dalio says Kevin Warsh shouldn't cut interest rates in a 'stagflation' era (CNBC)
The Real Brokerage to buy Re/Max in $550M agreement (YF)
Qualcomm stock rises on report of OpenAI smartphone chip partnership (CNBC)
Stanford professor targets $1 billion valuation for AI for physiology startup (BB)
Cheap private credit funds draw bargain hunters (BB)
Shell agrees to buy Canada's ARC Resources for $13.6 billion (BB)
Forvia sells auto interiors business to Apollo funds in $2.1 billion deal (WSJ)
How Emil Michael is turning the Pentagon into a venture capital firm (WaPo)
Private equity backers raise new conflict concerns over sweetheart deals (FT)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Market Update
Stocks moved higher as markets gear up for a major week of Fed decisions and big tech earnings
Leadership came from communication services and financials, while defensives lagged
Bond yields ticked higher, reflecting steady growth and inflation expectations
Global markets were strong, with Japan and Korea hitting record highs
Oil prices edged up, keeping energy and inflation in focus
Fed Week Takes Center Stage
The Fed is widely expected to hold rates steady, keeping policy unchanged for now
The real focus will be on tone and messaging around inflation and oil
Policymakers are likely to look through near-term energy-driven inflation if it proves temporary
Upcoming inflation data will be critical in shaping rate cut timing expectations
The market is shifting from โwhen will they cutโ to โhow patient will they beโ
Big Tech Earnings: The Real Catalyst
A heavy slate of mega-cap tech earnings will define the next move in markets
Early earnings season has been strong, with high beat rates and rising estimates
Technology continues to drive overall earnings growth and market momentum
This week will test whether AI-driven expectations can continue to be exceeded
Market leadership and sentiment will likely hinge on guidance, not just results
Movers & Shakers
(+) Sandisk ($SNDK) +8% after Morgan Stanley raised its price target to $1,100 and argued the NAND upcycle is being underestimated.
(+) Snap, Inc. ($SNAP) +7% because Redburn upgraded to Buy, citing a strengthening subscription business and ad turnaround.
(โ) Dominoโs ($DPZ) -9% after Q1 EPS of $4.13 missed estimates of $4.28, and international same-store sales declined 0.4%.
Prediction Markets
Private Dealmaking
Shell agreed to buy ARC Resources, a Canadian energy firm, for $16.4 billion
Sun Pharmaceutical agreed to buy Organon & Co., a womenโs health company, for around $11.75 billion
Eli Lilly agreed to acquire Ajax Therapeutics, a blood cancer biotech, for up to $2.3 billion
Apollo agreed to buy the auto interiors unit of Forvia for $2.1 billion
Astorg agreed to acquire Thermo Fisher Scientificโs microbiology business for around $1.08 billion
Ligand Pharmaceuticals agreed to buy Xoma, a drug royalties aggregator, for around $740 million
Sereact, a German robotic software startup, raised $110 millionโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
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BOOK OF THE DAY
Canโt Break Me

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DAILY VISUAL
Wages Are Picking Up Again

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DAILY ACUMEN
Tax on Distraction
Every notification you respond to is not free. It costs you the cognitive overhead of context switching, the residual attention that lingers on what you just stopped doing, and the slow erosion of the ability to focus deeply on anything for any meaningful length of time.
The bill is paid in the work that never quite reaches its potential because it kept getting interrupted by things that felt urgent in the moment and were forgotten by evening.
The people producing the best work in any field are not necessarily the smartest. They are often just the ones who have most successfully built systems to protect their attention from the constant negotiation everyone else has surrendered to.
Focus is not a personality trait anymore. It is a discipline, and increasingly a competitive moat.
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