πŸ‹ $21M/Year For an Office

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Good Morning! Citadel is taking a minority stake in Wolfe Research to win more institutional trading flow. A Miami condo project sold $1.7 billion of units before breaking ground, including two ~$50 million penthouses. And Blue Owl capped redemptions at 5% after investors asked to pull 39% of its Technology Income Corp. over AI fears.

Anthropic has been lobbying the Vatican to consider AI consciousness. Millennium was flat in September but is still up 8.1% this year. And NYC's Chip City is abruptly closing all its locations after years of rapid growth.

Plus: Sweden's young men have found their Wolf of Wall Street, private equity's buyout firms are facing a tough new reality, and how to spot someone who's truly secure.

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$21M/Year For an Office

A rendering of the penthouse at Related’s new skyscraper at 625 Madison Avenue in midtown New York Β© Related Companies

The company that just agreed to the highest office rent in New York City history is a small hedge fund with 35 employees that you’ve probably never heard of.

Castle Hook Partners reportedly agreed to pay as much as $21.2 million a year for the top two floors of the new 625 Madison Avenue tower, which is scheduled to open in 2029. For between $350 and $400 per square foot, the fund will get 53,000 square feet of penthouse space with wraparound terraces, private dining and panoramic views of Central Park. The deal smashes the previously reported NYC office-rent record of $327.50 per square foot set earlier this year.

The firm might fly under-the-radar, but was founded in 2016 by former Soros Fund Management investor David Rogers, and Stanley Druckenmiller was one of its earliest backers. A decade later, Castle Hook manages roughly $11 billion and is coming off an absurd two-year run, reportedly returning around 50% last year after gaining more than 60% in 2024.

For a firm with just 35 employees, 53,000 square feet is an absurd amount of office space. At its current headcount, Castle Hook would have roughly 1,500 square feet per employee and spend more than $600,000 a year in rent for each of them. But that extravagance makes a little more sense when you consider the arms race for the best investing talent. 

Citadel, Millennium and Point72 already compete for top portfolio managers with state-of-the-art offices and increasingly ridiculous perks. So if Castle Hook wants to lure someone away from one of the industry giants, a brand-new Madison Avenue penthouse with private dining, wraparound terraces and Central Park views probably doesn’t hurt. When a great portfolio manager can oversee billions of dollars and generate tens or hundreds of millions in profits, suddenly spending $21 million a year on the office starts to look a little less insane.

New York’s office market might still have plenty of problems, but 625 Madison is a sign that Wall Street firms will still pay top dollar to be there. General Atlantic will anchor 625 Madison with five floors of its own, and the building’s developer, Related, expects it to be 67% leased by year-end. Related actually bought the site to build luxury condos before deciding there was an even better opportunity in ultra-high-end offices. 

Takeaway: New York’s office market is looking pretty K-shaped in 2026. For all the struggling, aging office towers struggling to fill space, the brand-new trophy buildings in the best locations are commanding record rents. And as absurd as spending $21 million a year on an office sounds, it’s just a drop in the bucket if Castle Hook can recruit and retain a top portfolio manager. So in 2026, the top hedge funds aren't just competing on comp anymore: the office, the amenities, and even the Central Park view are now part of the recruiting package.

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HEADLINES

Top Reads

  • Citadel Securities buys stake in Wolfe Research for trading flow (BB)

  • Miami project sells $1.7 billion of apartments before it's built (BB)

  • Blue Owl again caps two BDCs after 39%, 17% withdrawal requests (BB)

  • Anthropic has been aggressively lobbying the Vatican to consider AI consciousness (Futurism)

  • Millennium saw zero return in volatile September for hedge funds (BB)

  • Astoria-born Chip City announces sudden closure days after former CEO sues (Gothamist)

  • Sweden's young men have found their Wolf of Wall Street (BB)

  • Private equity's buyout firms are facing a tough new reality (BB)

  • Blackstone invests $1 billion to launch Falcata defense company (YF)

  • Bain is said to explore investment in Hong Kong's New World (BB)

  • Goldman reaps windfall from cut of clients' early SpaceX bets (BB)

  • Private capital is reshaping Hollywood moviemaking (CNBC)

  • U.S. adds 29,000 jobs in September, unemployment edges up (Axios)

  • Nike shares tumble after weak revenue outlook and layoff plans underway (CNBC)

  • Amazon seeks to move $8 billion of chips off its books, FT says (BB)

  • Big Short's Michael Burry leads group suing to block Silicon Valley housing project (BB)

  • Apax sets $13.5 billion target for Fund XII (WSJ)

  • Venture investment slows nationwide, in SF in Q3 (SF Examiner)

  • How a top diabetes nonprofit reined in its venture capital arm (WSJ)

  • Change.org leans into AI with $100 million investment (Axios)

CAPITAL PULSE

Markets Rundown

Market Update

  • Stocks rose on the September jobs report, with all S&P 500 sectors except healthcare higher; the Nasdaq closed near its record high.

  • The 10-year Treasury yield ended near its highest level since 2002 after an early drop reversed.

  • Oil fell about 1.5% as the G7 will release up to 100 million barrels of emergency oil and diesel stocks; Nike fell more than 3% on weak guidance.

Economic Data

  • Nonfarm payrolls rose 29,000 in September versus 90,000 expected, with prior two months revised down a combined 60,000.

  • Unemployment edged up to 4.2% from 4.1% on higher labor force participation; wage growth slowed to 3.0%.

  • The softer data reduces pressure on the Fed to hike in October.

Year-End Outlook

  • The S&P 500 is up 13% year to date and sits just 1.5% below its all-time high; small-caps fell 5% in September.

  • Third-quarter earnings season begins with the major banks in mid-October.

  • Corporate profits are on track to grow roughly 30% this year.

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) SpaceX ($SPCX) +7% after three launches in 13 hours and Google's first orbital AI experiment.

  • (+) Tesla ($TSLA) +5% because of strong vehicle delivery numbers and continued investor enthusiasm.

  • (–) Nike ($NKE) -4% after issuing a weak fiscal 2027 sales outlook that overshadowed a fiscal Q1 earnings beat.

Prediction Markets

  • At roughly 5.3%, the 10-year is the highest it's been since 2002. Money is expensive.

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Private Dealmaking

  • Reverion, a German developer of carbon-negative power plants, raised $175 million

  • Supabase, a provider of backend tools for building AI apps, raised $150 million

  • Homeward, a cash-back real estate financing company, raised $120 million

  • TriGemX Bio, a developer of migraine treatments, raised $94 million

  • Volantis, an inference semiconductor company, raised $88 million

  • Fortem Technologies, an airspace security company, raised $50 million

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