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🍋 2025 SA Recruiting Kick-Off
Some investment banks are already hiring interns for Summer 2025, plus SpaceX's $175B valuation, and rough times at McKinsey.
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“If you didn’t get the deferred-gratification gene, you’ve got to work very hard to overcome that.” — Charlie Munger
Good Morning and Happy Friday! Elon Musk might have run X’s valuation into the ground, but he’s seeking a $175 billion valuation for SpaceX. McKinsey cut its new partner class by roughly 35% as consulting fees dry up. GameStop might let CEO Ryan Cohen start buying other stocks with company cash. Plus how to stop being so competitive at work, and five strategies for nailing your next interview.
SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
2025 SA Recruiting Kick-Off

We’re still wrapping up 2023, but recruiting for 2025 investment banking summer analyst recruiting roles is already in full swing. Houlihan Lokey, Guggenheim, and Deutsche Bank already opened applications - and Gugg says it will close its applications on January 7th.
Safe to say, recruiting has gotten out of hand. The candidates these banks hire haven’t even completed their first semester of sophomore year - so they can’t start working full-time until like June-September 2026.
It’s still likely that many banks won’t start formally recruiting until the spring or even summer. But banks like Gugg and even Deutsche (lmao) are trying to lock in that top talent. They know there’s an ambitious target-school sophomore out there ready to commit to working 80-100 hour weeks two summers from now.
Takeaway: I don’t know about you but I’m missing the good ole’ days when figuring out which bank you were going to intern at 15 months down the road was a post-Spring Break bender type of problem. And you have to wonder how much earlier investment banks can keep pushing recruitment.
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2023 is the least affordable home buying year in a decade (CNBC)
Wall Street puts a sell on its China holdings (WSJ)
GameStop may let Ryan Cohen buy other stocks with company cash (CNBC)
US private payrolls miss expectations in November (YF)
Apollo’s Rowan says levered lending is in its late innings (BB)
Amazon tests grocery subscription service for prime members (CNBC)
McKinsey cuts new partner class by roughly 35% (WSJ)
Wall Street quants join chatbot boom as AI gold rush intensifies (BB)
US labor market steadily slowing (Reuters)
SpaceX’s valuation seeking $175 billion valuation via tender offer (Axios)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Stocks closed higher ahead of Friday’s jobs report.
Movers & Shakers
(+) JetBlue ($JBLU) +15% after company says travel is picking up, raises Q4 outlook.
(+) Advanced Micro Devices ($AMD) +10% after the company launched an AI chip to rival Nvidia.
(–) C3.ai ($AI) -11% because of worries AI investments will eat into company’s profitability.
Private Dealmaking
Klook Travel Technology, a travel booking company, raised $210 million
Artbio, a biotech company, raised $90 million
X-energy, a nuclear reactor developer, raised $80 million
Pontera, a wealth management startup, raised $60 million
Igloo, an insurtech startup, raised $36 million
AM Batteries, a battery equipment startup, raised $30 million
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Breaking Twitter takes readers inside the darkly comic battle between one of the most intriguing, polarizing, influential men of our time—Elon Musk—and the company that represents our culture’s dearest hope for a shared global conversation.
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DAILY ACUMEN
Hopes & Expectations
“They’re not the same thing.
Hope can fuel us. Hope can be refilled. Hope opens the door to possibility.
Expectations, on the other hand, are a trap. They make us brittle and lead to disappointment.
When we raise our hopes and lower our expectations, we establish a resilient way forward.”
Source: Seth Godin
ENLIGHTENMENT
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