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Oct 24, 2023

🍋 Harvard's Hedge Fund

Harvard's endowment got rekt by private equity and hedge funds, but private equity professionals expect double-digit raises in 2024.

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Feb 13, 2023

🍋 Wall St Comp Results (2023)

Wall St comp report drop plus the future of sick days.

Feb 24, 2023

🍋 Wall Street's All In On Psychedelics

Private equity and venture capital firms from Silicon Valley to Wall Street are pumping millions of dollars into the psychedelic revolution. Investors are betting on the power of mind-bending drugs to transform mental health treatment and cut costs.

🍋 Musk's Brain Child

Elon Musk's Neuralink implanted its first brain-tech device in a human patient, plus Alphabet and Microsoft reported earnings.

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Jan 30, 2024

🍋 AI’s New Landlord

Why Blackstone's 2021 acquisition of QTS might be its greatest investment of all time, plus the S&P 500 hitting a record high, and dividend recaps are back.

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Jan 29, 2024

🍋 ATL Duping Wall Street Landlords

Wall Street firms are struggling with Atlanta's squatter problem, plus inflation fell below 3% for the first time since March 2021.

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Jan 28, 2024

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Insiders:💰 Timing Stock Market Bubbles

Revealing common patterns that investors can use to detect new bubbles

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Jan 26, 2024

🍋 Private Equity After Suburban Millionaires

Why private equity megafunds are going after suburban millionaires, plus strong Q4 GDP growth, and 10 neuroscience habits to boost your memory.

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Jan 25, 2024

🍋 Rough Bonus Season

The average Americans' bonus fell 21% in 2023, plus Tesla missed its revenue target, and the Excel world champion gives some tips.

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Jan 24, 2024

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🤝 Insiders: Top 5 Dividend Stocks

Top 5 Dividend Stocks for 2024

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Jan 24, 2024

🍋 From Margaritas to Mergers

Why investment banks are investing billions of dollars into their Mexico operations, plus why it will take years for Nvidia's rivals to catch up.

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Jan 23, 2024

🍋 Grok Has Entered The Chat

Elon Musk reportedly eyeing up to $20B valuation for new chatbot but calls rumors fake news, plus Dow hit 38,000 for the first time, and Wall Street becoming landlords.

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